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Nobody likes you, Booster!

Dana Carvey doing the superior dance at the end of an episode of Church Chat. This might be the skit that saved SNL back in 1986.

sergeant hartman

Channel the memorable moments of 'Full Metal Jacket' with our Private Gomer Pyle quote t-shirt. This iconic design pays tribute to the unforgettable line that became a hallmark of this classic film. Whether you're a fan of Kubrick's masterpiece or simply appreciate its cinematic impact, this tee captures the essence of 'Full Metal Jacket.' Stand out with this unique design, perfect for movie buffs and those who appreciate dark humor. Embrace the legacy of this cult classic with our exclusive t-shirt.

Mashup between Full Metal Jacket Poster and Professor Layton Series

perfect for work play or church

Ryan Hatman #38 Skates

Kids harts

Cool boss

Captain of the U.S.S. Sassy!

I'm just a caveman. Your world frightens and confuses me. My primitive mind can't handle these things, but I do know when you're entitled to compensatory and punitive damages.

Marine Girls illustration

So I Married An Axe Murderer

Get your own Drunkard's Walk t-shirt and make everyone else jealous. "Don't buy the thing you like, buy the thing adjacent to what you like." - Jethro Nolen.