Monty Python Funny Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

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funny design black knight quote '' Tis But A Scratch'', is grate gift for old movies fans

Trying to determine if she is a witch? Witches are made of wood? Ever wondered what will float in water?

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

Design inspired in Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie as a tarot card.

Classic. Vintage design.

Killer Bunny - Death Awaits

This but a scratch

Make people laugh with this iconic moment from Monty Python

The knights who say "Ni!"

Buy this design or I will taunt you a second time..!

Classic line from a great skit, know what I mean?? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!!

Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow

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The Spanish Inquisition

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate_

He ain't dead - e's just pinin' for the fjords. Beautiful plumage, the Norwegian Blue - although they do stun easily.

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Funny Python Quote for those with a quirky sense of humour

FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

tis but a scratch

Long ago, the Knights Tortilla set off on a quest for the holiest of relics. The Chalice of the Holy Guacamole! Lo and behold, they found this sacred Chalice and stood in awe of the benevolent guacamole. Their quest was cut short however, when an unknown assailant grabbed one of the knights and dipped him into the divine guacamole and ate the poor unsuspecting knight. The other Tortilla knights scattered, fearing to ever seek out the Chalice again.

I Drink, Therefore I Am - Rene Descartes with a Beer

Black Knight

That most dangerous of animals ... The Clever Sheep

TIS BUT A SCRATCH !

I fart in your general direction!

Taunting Kitten

"Tis but a scratch" is a famous quote from the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." In the film, the character the Black Knight says this line dismissively after having his arm cut off in a sword fight. The phrase has since become a humorous and iconic way to downplay or make light of a minor injury, setback, or challenge. It's often used in a joking manner to emphasize resilience or to playfully shrug off difficulties, even in situations where the issue might be more significant than implied by the phrase.

Design inspired in Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

Design inspired in the Caerbannog Rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail movie.

The "Tis but a Scratch" T-shirt is a humorous homage to resilience and an irreverent nod to the classic comedy. Featuring a witty phrase inspired by the iconic scene from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail," this shirt playfully dismisses challenges with a touch of medieval humor. Crafted from comfortable fabric, it not only serves as a garment but also as a wearable punchline for those who appreciate the absurdity of life's obstacles. Whether worn casually or as a conversation starter, this T-shirt embodies a spirit of light-heartedness and tenacity, reminding us that sometimes, even in the face of adversity, it's best to keep a sense of humor and carry on.

Just walk

I've had worst!