Mystery Science Theatre 3000 Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

Club Scum Poster (from Hobgoblins)

Recommended by three fingered Joe.

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Fat Man (Overdrawn at the Memory Bank)

The amazing story of Santa in big trouble...and his exciting rescue by the daring Ice Cream Bunny...it's breath-taking, fun for all!

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx

Damn, dirty apes.

This shirt, hand-signed by Jonah, Kinga, and Max, certifies officially that you managed successfully the horrible task of binge-watching the binge-made Mystery Science Theater Season 12. Congratulations!

Tween Wolf design

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Our favorite bots have had adventures on stage, screen and television, and now you can follow them as a rusty barn sign image.

Need some guidance, whether fulfilling the will of "Manos" or just going about your day? The Master is here to help. Proceeds go to the family of Tom Neyman.

polish movie poster

Great MST3K science fiction movies

Is it a teen-ager who strangles? Or a person who strangles teen-agers? Who knows? Who cares? It's a cheesy early '60s low-budget horror film glorifying drag racing, bike stealing and forgotten fashion trends. Yipe Stripes!

The Crawling Eye Movie Poster

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I L♡VE Mystery Science Theater 3000. It truly saved my life at time when I was working only graveyard schedules and was deeply depressed. When MST3k came on late at night on the Comedy Channel, it always cheered me up and made my life worth living! The Nike and DC shirts with words running down them have driven me a tad batty so I decided, as a MiSTie, I would throw out my own mock with the Cave callbacks! ALL the Cave Callbacks!

Pumaman and the coveted mask!

Say it backwards. No, not the whole thing! Just the first word. Sheesh.

Classic movie poster. Image has been enhanced and colors restored. The original image has passed into public domain.

Gamera, the prehistoric super-turtle, flies with jets that come out of their leg holes! Does this make Gamera the best monster ever? Yes, yes it does.

Castle of Fu Manchu

"Building Code Under Fire," often accompanied by "New Petitions Against Tax" are common subheadlines in old films. This is an exaggeration of that trope.

This Island Earth

This is Where the Fish Lives

"Ah-hoooooo, werewolves of London!"

That rock band with holiday cheer, comin' at you from the satellite of love. They've slain the Grinch and broken his spell! This Band T-shirt also features their hit song, "Whispering Chistmas Warrior," and an homage to the inhabitants of SoL in the 3 stars.

“Another Buddhist Protesting Motorcycle Helmet Laws”

Hey boneheads! Time to sport some Skeleton Crew love!

“Another Buddhist Protesting Motorcycle Helmet Laws”

Out-of-space creature invades the earth!

Italian Film Poster

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Tom and Crow are the bots. Or "boys," depending on how you want to read it.