Swanson Phone Cases - iPhone and Android

The wisest man in America

He was out there living his best life before it was a slogan!

Ron Swanson, There is no Wrong way to Consume Alcohol

“When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don’t really care about them.”

because he could be the world's last alphamale, he deserves a shirt :)

Ron Swanson Braids

You know that famous mustache, you'd know it anywhere.

First in Friendship, fourth in obesity

Ron Swanson

Han Swanson is a man's man, he made his ship the "Mahogany Falcon" with is own bare hands. He enjoys a good Wookiee steak from time to time whilst minding his own business with copilot lil Sebastian. *design has a vintage, distressed look

Ron Swanson Parks and Rec Pawnee National Parks

"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."

Does exactly what it says on the tin

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

You had me at Meat Tornado

No other character from Parks and Recreation understands the American spirit than Ron Swanson. This design features one of his many golden nuggets of wisdom, suitable for dark colored backgrounds. Make sure to search "Ron Swanson Blu Penguin" for many of his other quotes.

Hope you like it.

"Give me all the bacon and eggs you have".

makes your xmas a real meat tornado

Watercolor illustration of Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec

Have they forgotten what a star look like?!

inspired by big trouble in little china

Ron F****ing Swanson

“I regret nothing. The end.”

It's all about the cones.

Be like Ron.

Ron Swanson is a simple man! Be sure to tag us on social media if you purchase one of our designs! #hellomammoth @hellomammoth

The quote, "Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets," on an iPhone text bubble.

Ron's mask will scare away the bravest of evil spirits.

He was an animal, a legend, a friend. He was our beacon of light. He was Pawnee's horse.

Ronald Ulysses Swanson. He cried for the first time when he was 7 when he was hit by a school bus. When Ron was 9 he began work in a sheet metal factory and "within two weeks, he was running the floor". When he was 11 he was offered a job at the Tannery where he could work with leather, a dream he always had. He tried to do both as well as finish Middle School but he eventually realized he could only do one thing at a time.

Parks and Rec

Are you tough as nails? Would you rather sleep on a bed of pine needles than a mattress? Do you find video games pointless and shopping malls stupid? Do you march to the beat of your own drummer? Did you make the drum yourself? If so, you just might have what it takes to be a Swanson. Pawnee's most hardcore outdoor club starts today. Boys and girls welcome. Pawnee City Hall - Dept. of Parks & Recreation