Pills Merch

Parody reinterpretation of The Mets baseball team logo with a pharmaceutical theme. Let's Go, Meds!

brain pill

Yo Dawg! Party like a rockstar in this schweet t-shirt. It won't turn you into Mick Jagger, but at least you'll look like a grade A individual! Get the phone case as well so you can stop putting stickers on normal ones and runining them with faded schtekees!

This is 4 all my early adopters out there that no what time it is in the GAME. We all know the difference between right or wrong. The PHAWKERY!

Don't forget! kawaii designs to brighten your daily routine. A cute and cheerful nudge. ;3

Don't forget to take your medication~

Yeah.

Take the anti sad pill and carry on, you can do it!

Selfies and Pills

It's blue, now.

The official original art for Track Seven's "Memory Loss".

inspired by me ;)

Escape the grind with our darkly comedic tee featuring an array of pills. It's a tongue-in-cheek nod to the struggles of modern life—working too hard, drowning in debt, and feeling like reality is just too much to swallow. Let the twisted humor of this design provide a momentary reprieve from the chaos. Wear it as a badge of solidarity with those who understand that sometimes, a little dark humor is the only thing keeping us sane.

Calpico with menhera themes.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “It’s OK. I’m On 500 mgs of Fukitol” design on apparel and gifts.

Chill

Good For Health Bad for Education

A jar of antidepressant medication with cute puppies in place of pills. An art that suits those who love dogs.

A couple pills with a banner promoting mental health positivity!

More positivity but in pink!

You know him, you love him, he’ll eat all your pills and stick his 🍆 in anything. It’s Shumbo! Shumbo can usually be found watching forgotten cartoons at The Cartoon Dumpster on Thursdays with his Papa, Puppet Jared.

Take Your Meds

Science has established that people who laugh more have relatively higher life expectancy.

We're Not Candy - PSA