Pinotnoir Merch

Titus lemonading

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt's quotes to make your life better

Is Pinot Noir your favorite wine? Only if it comes in a box.

“Eurethra!” Celebrate the work of Tina Fey (30 Rock), Amy Poehler (Parks & Rec), and a host of other brilliant, funny, strong women in your life! Perhaps you yourself are that strong women, just trying to have it all. Well, say “Yes!” to life, “Yes!” to love, and “Yes!” to buying my merchandise! If you’ve enjoyed binging on The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt like I have, then you’re already carrying that auto-tuned theme song in your head pretty much all the time. Now you can let everyone else know what’s on your mind grapes. Get one for yourself, or any female in your life who’s STRONG AS HELL.

My favorite Titus Andromedon quote ever.

"My name is" series t-shirt. This time it's Noir. Pinot Noir.

"My name is" series t-shirt. This time it's Noir. Pinot Noir.