Absurd Pins and Buttons

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Simple white letters on black background: "a little miffed". When you're British and PRACTICALLY LIVID but this is all you can manage out loud. "I'll write a very stiff letter. ON CARDBOARD."

A finger-pointing approach

Simple white letters on black background: "approx 12% donut". When your love language is cinnamon and sugar, and you can't decide between cake, bear claw, and cruller, your very skin and bones are made of them.

Simple white letters on black background: "it costs $8 to read this". Yeah. The implosions over on the bird app continue, but $8 a month is going to save everything. Sure it will, boy genius!

Medieval woodcut from Heidelberg University in Germany, now cleaned and restored, with tongue in cheek caption added. Like absurdist humor, wordplay, AND the middle ages? Wow, niche.

Simple white letters on black background: "jammy git". Sarcastic or self-aware or just classic self-deprecating British humour? Or give this to your best mate.

Don't Kill Our Wild Life Unless They Deserve It

Simple white letters on black background: "nobody expects DARK BRANDON". Fascists hate it when you laugh at them so when we took their stupid "Brandon" meme and made it even more ridiculous, we won. And we're definitely not tired of winning.

Guide to Muscular Necromancy

Famous and absurd meme in cartoon version by Oscar Sánchez Requena.

A large ooglin mole. You're welcome.

Penguins flying over a sea with an iceberg in it.

This oddly specific design with coffee stains is perfect for those who love coffee and absurd humor

Abstract art design. A chalk construct drawing on a bizarre thing ink dot form.

But a chance to do better

"Immerse yourself in the whimsy of Dadaistic art with this captivating pattern design. Explore its avant-garde essence and playful abstraction. Capture the essence of childhood creativity with this delightful pattern inspired by children's drawings. Embrace its innocence and imaginative strokes. "

Welcome to our "At this point, if a clown invited me into the woods, I'd just go." merchandise store. Embrace the humor and relatability of this quirky theme with our unique designs. Perfect for those who appreciate a touch of dark humor and sarcasm. Wear our merch to express your attitude and make a statement. Don't miss out on the fun – purchase now and add a bit of whimsy to your wardrobe. Join the adventure and show your love for all things eccentric.

man model

Just a crazy idea for a non existing union

Illustration

Green (Purple) It's green, but it's purple.

Purple (Orange) It's Purple but it's Orange, but it's Purple

Grotesque #65 The Drolatic Dreams of Pantagruel (1565) A recreation of a woodcut from a Medieval book.

is fruitless

Absurdism, to say the least. Don't overthink this one.... It's just supposed to catch your eye and make you think, "What the....." Anything else, and you've gone too far.

Everyone loves a good deal!

Inspired by Wilkommen in the musical Cabaret

Absurd t-shirt to show the world you know what's what.

Deep, dark, and a hot mess! There's a lot of good vibes in this sweet JAG III Messterpiece!

Alfred Jarry was a French symbolist writer, a master of pataphysics, and a forefather of Dadaism, Surrealism, and Futurism. He is best known for his play Ubu Roi which is still performed around the world. This portrait emulates some of Jarry's spirit.

Simple white letters on black background: "Madam, the staff count as people." For retail and service workers everywhere when nightmare customers want to pretend you just don't exist. You don't need to open your mouth; let this say it for you.

Simple white letters on black background: "I just hate it when people". Ehhhh. Don't even need to finish the sentence, right? People. Just - ugh. Who said "Hell is other people"?

Simple white letters on black background: "corncob". Cut to the chase for those times when you have to insist you're not owned but you can feel the shrinking and transformation taking place.

Simple white letters on black background: "cheese is all I have left". It's a bit sub-optimal. It would be good to have more than cheese. But cheese is still pretty excellent - you can make a quesadilla, a grilled cheese, or even add some mac.

The works that come out while thinking about something are sometimes very beautiful and simple...