Birthday Saying Retro Pins and Buttons

please don't talk to me, thanks

My Neck My Back My Anxiety Attack

Not Fast, Not Furious

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

please don't talk to me, thanks

Cried but Did The Thing Anyway

You Need To Chill Out shirts and gifts

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Vintage sarcastic lettering about toaster and bathtub, black humor for adults

Safety Third

Bye. Adios. See ya. Take care. When you need to say goodbye but also want a snack.

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ALWAYS SALTY

Best advice ever.

Vintage 1973

How am I supposed to trust when you run off everytime I untie you

Oh my God, I care so little I almost passed out

Requires Constant Supervision joke

How about no?

I'm 99% angel but oooooh that 1%

Sarcasm in 3

Excuse Me Which Level Of Hell Is This?

I promise i'm not what you used to

I'm 99% angel but oooooh that 1%

Breaking News I Don't Care

Don't study me you won't graduate

Problem, coffee, solution, sarcasm (by-product)

I promise i'm not what you used to

Sarcasm in 3

I heard you're a player. Nice to meet you. I'm the coach.

It's not you. It's your eyebrows

DEJA POO The feeling that you've heard this crap before

I wish that sarcasm was available as a font

If You Don't Come To My Funeral I'm Not Coming To Yours

If your phone doesn't ring it's me