Failure Pins and Buttons

The Mad God Moriarty revels in chaos and laughs when you roll a Crit Fail. TTRPG gamers beware, for the fantasy world of Deus Portas’ most notorious deity has his dread eyes on you.

It's a big fat NOPE when you roll a 1. Point made clearer with a purple d20 to nail home that sense of dread, fear, and DOOOM. Get this for your friends who cant seem to stop rolling critical fails as a reminder to get some luckier dice!

The Spray Classic.

Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse. This road suspension bridge spanned 1810 metres across the Tacoma Narrows strait in Puget Sound, in the US state of Washington. It opened on 1 July 1940, but collapsed on 7 November 1940 due to oscillations caused by aeroelastic flutter in gale-force winds. The oscillations produced waves several metres in height, increasing and undulating along the bridge until the eventual collapse.

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A Typographic turn of phrase for your wearing pleasure.

If at first you dont succeed statistics shirt, Math Shirt, Mathematician Shirt, Math Teacher

Draw, varmint! It's a Robit wearing a cowboy hat! He looks like a bad hombre! He has a future-grid behind him and is in stunning monochromatic black and white!

Funny satirical juggling not with chainsaws mime design. Once not paying attention. For jugglers, craftsmen, tree-growers, arborists awkward husbands and adrenaline junkies.

something emotional

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Advancing innovation for a better world.

Never stop never stopping! Keep moving forward, never give up, never surrender. When times get tough, remember that you have the strength and resilience to make it through. Just keep on keeping on, you've got this.

Everything's gonna be alright.

Stealth checks aren't always easy, especially when you're up against a Beholder. But hey, at least you'll have a funny story to tell afterwards! Share your TTRPG humor with this awesome design.

In order to succeed and achieve greatness in life, we must learn to try new things and fail more. Failures are the stepping stones to success. Fail early, fail often, fail forward!

Some people seem to have all the bad luck, if you seem to get more crit fails than crit successes, this design is for you.

Never stop never stopping! Keep moving forward, never give up, never surrender. When times get tough, remember that you have the strength and resilience to make it through. Just keep on keeping on, you've got this.

Failing is OK

Just because it’s hard, it does not mean you’re failing. Gently remind yourself to keep going with this short motivational quote hand lettered in soft pastel colors.

Oh dear... Another failure :-(

Signature Bank. Risk Management Team. RIP 2023

Some people who haven't failed enough can become arrogant. Some people who have failed too much may need to learn how to pivot more.

This cute and funny t-shirt is perfect for the nerd and geek who love RPG, tabletop games, and Dungeons and Dragons. Featuring an adorable crow/ raven sitting over a d20 dice that shows a critical failure.

When your die fails you one too many times...

Success is my only motherfucking option, failure's not

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Signature Bank. RIP 2023

Commemorate the closure of Davies Hall

Just Fail. That's all.