Kramer Pins and Buttons

I'm H. E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and bicyclist. I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my peculiar habits and the women that I frequent with.

Say Vandelay Industries! Building better latex, matches, corn and potato chips, and diapers for xenomorphs.

Morty Seinfeld's shirt

"We don't care and it shows!"

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends ....

On the same day Parisian experimental composer Pierre Schaeffer (Dustin Hoffman) coins the biggest philosophical term of his career, he learns that his wife, R. Murray Schaefer (Meryl Streep), is leaving him and their young son, Paul Shaffer (Justin Henry). Forced to raise his son alone, Pierre loses his job but gains a stronger relationship with the child with the help of another single parent, Pierre Henry (Jane Alexander). When R. Murray returns to claim custody of Paul, the ensuing copyright battle takes a toll on everyone concerned.

"still feel" Design inspired by half alive still feel

This gum is worth dropping $100 on! You gotta try it.

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"Half Alive Creature (black)" Design inspired by half alive creature

Things are happening as we speak. The wheels are in motion!

Midnight Cowboy - Alternative Movie Poster

LHS

Dentists are doctors, too.

That’s right, folks. I just had three shots of Hennigan’s, and I don’t smell. Imagine, you can walk around drunk all day. That’s Hennigan’s, the no-smell, no-tell Scotch.

All aboard the pain train!

Fungicide...fungus?

Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun!?

Inspired by the fictional Monk's Cafe in New York. Featured in the classic 90s sitcom.

SuperStrat - Best electric guitar ever!

Jon Voight's Car // Vintage 90s Fan Art. Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't hear a word they're sayin'

Jon Voight's Car // Vintage 90s Fan Art. Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't hear a word they're sayin'

This Car Was Owned By Jon Voight / Vintage 90s Fan Art. Everybody's talkin' at me...I can't hear a word they're sayin'

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We don't care...and it shows.

"half alive" Design inspired by half alive

Hi, I'm Unemployed - From Seinfield TV Show

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Quality Furniture Since 1996

Del Boca Vista Retirement Community

Del Boca Vista Retirement Community - A fictitious condo community in Florida. Where Jerry's parents moved to in the Seinfeld episodes.

Promotional t-shirt for Jiffy Park as worn by Cosmo Kramer.

The Sea Was Angry That Day My Friends ... (Pretend) Marine Biology is a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

Florida's Premiere Retirement Community

K-uger, that sounds like one of those old-time car horns, huh? K-uger! K-uger!

It's the new format. Scandals and Animals. Go with it.