Spank Pins and Buttons

Warner Brothers star, Ida Lupino, delivers a few wallops to Santa Claus' on Dec. 10, 1942.

Sure, everyone's spanked an unruly werewolf or two. But are you an OFFICIAL werewolf spanker? Proclaim it so with this t-shirt! Keep the beasts at bay this Halloween with paddles of silver that'll make even the toughest brutes howl!

This is the original and ultimate logo design for the HEY! We're Friends Podcast. WANNA FEEL LEGIT? WELL THIS SHIRT IS QUITE THE LEGIT.

Slap that dough. Slap it real hard.

Singer, dancer, professional pole dancer, stalker, and dead guy - what’s not to love about Shane and his incredible music? Celebrate the music video that started it all with this Insecure lyric and spank design!

Only my people can finish this quote. Great for a night out!

Spanking Room Sign

Ever been chased out of the kitchen with a wood spoon for misbehaving. If so, this could be the perfect design to wear the next time you go see your parents.

Radical!! Design illustrated by BonBonBunny.

What the world needs is more wooden spoons. I survived!

HEY! We're Friends Podcast had a great quote from our favorite intoxicated friend who can be awkwardly forward but still respectful. HERE'S A SHIRT THAT WILL LET YOU DO THE SAME. askthecutiebeforeyoutouchthebooty

Brand new logo? BRAND NEW SHIRT. Haven't heard of our podcast yet? That's a damn shame.