"Was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. Just delivered the bomb, The Hiroshima Bomb. Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into our side, Chief. Eleven-Hundred Men went into the water. Vessel went down in twelve minutes. Didn't see the first shark for about half an hour, A Tiger, Thirteen-footer. you know how you know that when you're in the water, Chief? You can tell by looking from the dorsal to the tail. Well we didn't know. 'Cause our bomb mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us as overdue for a week.
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Curiously, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, "Oh no, not again!" Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
"I Wanna Be There When Karma Dry Fucks Your Ass With A Cactus": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic and offensive adult humor, it humorously expresses the desire to witness poetic justice being served to someone who deserves it. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.
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