Please Excuse Me Turtle Merch

Every one has their own pace! Even if you're fast as a hare or as slow as a turtle, everyone should be respected

Please excuse me while I overthink this

Please, wait for me Turtle asks his family.

A very hydrated and polite scissor

Step back in time with this playful 'Please Be Patient With Me, I'm From The 1900's' t-shirt, featuring a quirky turtle design. It's the perfect blend of nostalgia and humor for anyone who loves a good vintage vibe or for those who feel they're an old soul at heart. The aged look and whimsical turtle make this shirt a must-have for casual outings or as a unique gift.

Please Excuse My Embarrassing Dad. Gift For Daddy

The petty shirt. We all have those petty days.

Hawaiian Sea Turtle swimming within the words and blessing of Hooponpono. A powerful painting to clear, cleanse and create a space where the mind is reset to Zero. Place a picture, item, or wear to carry the energy that this holds. Healing energy that creates miracles and raises the vibration to connect with the higher consciousness.

A simple reminder for those who have no manners. Interesting how people don't like them much, wear this to make a point!

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE A BLOND WIFE

Don't be a jerk, choose the cult of kindness!

Don't be a jerk, choose the cult of kindness!

Could you give us some change!

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE TWO KIDS

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE TWO DAUGHTHERS

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I'M A TEACHER

I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-a-Base Vintage

Vintage Best Cat Dad Ever T-Shirt Cat Daddy Gift

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE FOUR DAUGHTHERS

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE FOUR KIDS

I Keep All My Dad Jokes In A Dad-a-Base Vintage

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE A BRUNETTE WIFE

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE A REDHEAD WIFE

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE THREE KIDS

YOU CAN'T SCARE ME I HAVE TWO DAUGHTHERS