Porkchop Sandwiches Merch

We're all dead.

Famous Line. Porkchop Sandwiches. Because knowing is half the battle.

Proudly say to the world: Yeah, I'm exactly that old. Did you miss your opportunity in 2003 to 2005 to buy the shirt? Are you like me, and you didn't buy it because it came in red and you have a black-heavy wardrobe? I have always wanted the shirt, but I missed my chance at the OG and didn't like the color. Look, I mean no disrespect to Fensler Films or am I trying to take bread from their mouths. There are plenty of designs out there that are brazen about it. Most of them felt they could improve on the original and they are busy designs, or they explain the joke through their design. That is not for me. I wanted a black shirt with big, beautiful block letters. This shirt refuses to give you context. Real ones don't need it.

Porkchop Sandwiches!!

Pork Chop Sandwiches