Programmer Merch

a Tee every programmer should have, contains every language available for all programmmer. Being geek is cool, being nerd is smart. Brag you're a programmer everyone would need.

T-shirt with funny programmer joke - geek writing "!False - it's funny, because it's true". Perfect as a gift for every programmer, IT guy, techie, coder, etc.

Programmer T-shirt with funny geek writing "It works on my machine". Perfect as a gift for every programmer, IT guy, techie, coder, etc.

Programmer T-shirt with funny geek writing "It works on my machine". Perfect as a gift for every programmer, IT guy, techie, coder, etc.

Computer Coding Humor T-Shirt - great for software developers, coders, web developers, software engineers, girls who code and those who love tech

Funny T shirt for programmers, software developers, software engineers and coders. Behind every successful programmer, there is a girlfriend who doesn't exist! Great gift for friends, colleagues, professors and students. who love a good joke

This gamer tee makes a great Birthday gift for a man or woman who loves gaming, is a programmer, coder, geek or nerd and takes their video game play seriously. Also makes a great Christmas gift for a boyfriend, girlfriend, aunt or uncle who is a gamer.

A popular line from the maker of the Grid.

Code 1

A design for daring & adventurous computer programmers, software developers and coders who like to live dangerously and use the force option when pushing to a git repository. Whether at work or in a side project of your own, use this sparingly. A funny design for people working with the source code management system git showing the biohazard symbol and the text "git push --force". Show that you are a risk taker. A great way to get attention in the office, at conferences & other geek/nerd events.

1+1=10 Funny Binary Programmer

When a developer finishes a new design, it is expected to be robust and optimal. But when QA engineer appears...

I can replace you with a small shell script.

A tipical day of freelancer

not a rhyme

Funny gift for programmers

Skynet is the fictional conscious, gestalt, artificial general intelligence system that features centrally in the Terminator franchise and serves as the franchise's main antagonist. This shirt features the Skynet 97 retail packaging that one might assume existed for PC owners to install into their home computers as part of Skynet's plan for global domination. This version of the Skynet 97 tee is thoughtfully aged with some subtle yellowing, a little fade and some cracking and chipping to give it a genuine vintage look.

Looking for a cool t-shirt design that screams "I'm a programmer, software developer, and computer science nerd, all in one"? Geek out in style with this shirt that celebrates your passion for programming and all things code-related!

Jolt Cola was a carbonated soft drink originally made by The Jolt Company of Rochester, New York. From the outset, Jolt’s marketing strategy centered on the caffeine content, billing the drink as a means to promote wakefulness, including a slogan of “All the sugar and twice the caffeine.” The highly caffeinated beverage was targeted towards students and young professionals, stressing its use as a stimulant in a similar manner as energy drinks. Jolt Cola is featured in the 1995 movie ‘Hackers’ as the hosts of a pirate television broadcast claim to be sponsored by the beverage and advertise Jolt Cola as “the soft drink of the elite hacker.”

Great retired programmer gift. Grab this funny programmer design for the computer programmer or computer geek in your life. Great gift for the retired computer programmer or systems programmer. Grab your programmer career design before your next trip to visit your computer geek friend.

Project Manager packaging and handling.

Cool gift for project managers, QA engineers and developers.

Napstablook on the laptop chilling with coffee while listening to some spooktunes!

Have you tried turning it off and on again? Or maybe just kick the !@#$ computer. That could fix it too. But try the turning it off thing first. Fixing computers for a living has to be... exciting? Or maybe a nightmare. Especially when most "problems" only require the power button.

How to debug computer program code? This funny design for programmers gives the answer by listing the 6 stages of debugging: 1. That can’t happen. 2. That doesn’t happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn’t happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work? Source: http://j.mp/1aKenww The text is printed in white on black and a variety of other fabric colors to choose from.

To be or not to be - the programmers' version

One bit short of a byte text is a humorous gift design to tickled the funny bone of befuddled computer programmers, engineers, system admins and family geeks.

Funny Tech Support Definition Computer Geek Gag

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Tech Support Definition Shirt, Funny Cute Computer Nerd Gift

This funny geek t-shirt is great for computing programmer, computer science, geeks, coders and software developers. They think and breathe code from HTML, Javascript, PHP, C, C#, C++ or Python. This programmer meaning t-shirt is perfect as a gift for Christmas, birthdays or a fathers day tee for your dad.

I'm not your helpdesk

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