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FUNNY QUOTES

This funny Schitt's Creek Quote design features a fan-favorite saying from David Rose: "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now."

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I wasn't listening so i'm going to smile, nod and hope for the best funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Before every game, me and the boys drop to a knee and get spiritual. We mention to God that he may have to supply the mercy, because it sure as hell won’t be coming from us.

FUNNY QUOTES T-SHIRT

Yeah, I hit a fuzzy ball back and forth across a net. True, I don’t need any kind of pads or a helmet. But if you really want to see some astounding athletic ability and keenly honed skills, come watch me play tennis!

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs T-Shirt. funny drugs Shirt for drugs, war on drugs fighters and dank weed fans everywhere. Original Drugs: Winner Of The War On Drugs Shirt Design featuring funny drug artwork.

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. To the lions of hockey lingo, from eBrush Design.

I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well shit, that didn't work' funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.

Anthony Bourdain

Fun retro style Catalina Wine Mixer design.

I Tried To Be Normal Once - Funny Sarcasm Design

In the spirit of the beloved 'Dogs Playing Poker' paintings, we present the Hockey Critter Classic (Wilderness Smack-down). A charming gift design for young hockey players and fans, from eBrush Design.

Tie your skates. Shoot the puck. Score! What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? What's all that mean? Ah, you wouldn't understand. It's a hockey thing. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design

That's your boy out there. The weight of the world on his back every game. He's the goalie, the most important player on the ice. And good or bad, you’ve got his back.

From the ranks of the common men you rose, laying waste to all challengers. Tales of your epic exploits have risen from the carnage of those who would stand in your way. Your stories of inspiration can be found woven into everything from the pre-game speeches of coaches to pre-mission talks of Navy Seal commanders. You are . . . The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

Honor the hockey mom. She's always there yelling for her boy and cheering him up after a tough loss. Another great design for hockey gifts from eBrush Design!

A tribute the most skilled of hockey linguists. Players that have mastered the art of squeezing sick amounts of hockey slang into just a few sentences. Here’s to the lions of hockey terms and lingo.

Unicorn Bitch Please Glitter Cupcakes Rainbows Funny Quotes Humor Sayings Gift for adult men and women.

Aren't you sick of hearing 'There's no 'I' in team'? Next time someone says it, just point at your shirt. A great comeback design from eBrush Design!

World's OKAYEST Runner

I May Be Wrong But I Doubt It

anthony bourdain!

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Open a can of beer or receive some unexpected attention from your furry feline friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to cats or beer.

The only recipe for a night of drinking. You drank too much! It's the morning after a wicked party and you know there's only one way out - the hair of the dog that bit you. Hangover help from eBrush Design!

You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. Turn on a baseball game or receive some unexpected kisses from your furry canine friend, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to baseball or dogs.

Come on boys. Time to pay the piper. It's Payday. I got a check for you. A simple statement of fact from eBrush Design.

This cute sarcastic t-shirt with funny saying "Not Today Satan, But Let's Keep in Touch" is perfect for when you need a little sarcasm in your life.

They're a giving bunch, those hockey players. They give blood, freely and often. Show that you support the cause with the eBrush Design classic design.

This is a funny design that says " sometimes i have to tell myself 'it's not worth the jail time'" with an image of handcuffs