Real Birds Merch

Birds are real.

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

The "Birds Aren't Real" typography design is a witty and satirical concept that playfully suggests that birds are actually surveillance drones. This design is perfect for individuals with a keen sense of humor, conspiracy theory enthusiasts, or those who appreciate clever and ironic statements. It's an ideal gift choice for anyone looking to add a touch of humor and intrigue to their wardrobe, sparking conversations and laughter wherever they go.

we can trust the birds ... or can we?

The United States Department of Mechanized Avian Surveillance is the government agency responsible for replacing every single living bird with robotic replicas for the sole purpose of tracking private citizens. Birds aren't real man! Wake up!

Fake bird charging on a phone cable

A trending design for people who believe in conspiracy theories.

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bird tshirt and apparel

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

all in the picture

#birdsarentreal

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

A trending design for conspiracy theorists.

Birds Are Real Design.

"got birds?" is the new "got milk?" ...but with birds!

This is no conspiracy theory. Surveillance Drone and Robotic Replica Awareness is a cause I cannot support enough. The government has replaced every living bird with robotic replicas that function as surveillance drones to keep tabs on the citizenry. Birds are always watching. Stay vigilant!

Birds are manufactured by the government for tracking all humans on the planet. Birds are not real.

Real Women Aren't Men

Birds Are Not Real. Conspiracy Theory. Bird Spies. Imagine Having Somethings Exclusive That no one Has. Buy and be exclusive. Good idea to buy this design, will be a gift for your father, mother, son, daughter or brother, friend. Is a Perfect idea for Birthday and other occasions.

It's not a government conspiracy (probably). Birds do in fact exist (probably).

Birds Are Not Real. Conspiracy Theory. Bird Spies. Imagine Having Somethings Exclusive That no one Has. Buy and be exclusive. Good idea to buy this design, will be a gift for your father, mother, son, daughter or brother, friend. Is a Perfect idea for Birthday and other occasions.

For the birds

Do you like conspiracy theories but don't quite believe them? Want to show pride in your knowledge while also admitting you enjoy a good conspiracy? Then here you are, your shirt can be your statement, Birds ARE Real, dangit! Check out the my other designs, featuring: Flat Earth, the Moon Landing, and Paul McCartney's living status! Available black, white, pink, and teal styles.

Birds Are Not Real

Show the world that you know...THEY are watching YOU....

There are a lot of them... Don't let them fool you.

I trust the government, but they don't trust me.

Let everyone know how edgy you are and that you’re wise to the plot. Celebrate Birds Aren't Real Movement with this Vintage Graphic tee. Great fit for all you so you can confront all of your family and friends when they try to spread Conspiracy Theories.

Are you being spied?

Birds, the real joke

Birds aren't real the government is lying to you! Jokes aside doens't this look like a real bird to you?

If It Spies It Dies - Funny Cat Attacking Cute Bird

Stay vigilant! Our tee exposes the truth behind the conspiracy. 'THEY ARE WATCHING US!' A broken façade reveals the government's pigeon spy cams. Dare to question reality with this chillingly humorous design!

All a myth