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Who say's nothing rhymes with "Orange"? Barenaked Ladies nailed it!

Hip Hop Vibes Edition.

Profess your love for the best season of all with this festive wood painting!

Pat & Bat love to rhyme!

Make sure to get plenty of sleep to look your best for Halloween!

As inspired by the Crank Movies starring Jason Statham.

The Most Illinest Shirt around. Mashup of the Titleist golf logo. Great shirt for Team Golf. Excellent foursome.

Gregor giraffe watches so many English soap operas that he's started speaking in cockney rhyming slang. He says "Are you having a giraffe?" meaning "are you having a laugh!" An ideal gift for ex-pat English Brits abroad and anyone who loves England, and especially the East End of London.

A host of Cockney rhyming slang (London) words and sayings, displayed on the flag of the United Kingdom, the Union Jack. Some of these terms have spread across the globe. Adam and Eve – believe, bees and honey – money, tea leaf – thief, Barnaby Rudge – Judge, dog and bone – phone, Frog and Toad, – road, jam-jar – car, and more

Christmas baubles spelling out a funny slogan to encourage seasonal fun or chase off those unwanted guests.

Gregor giraffe watches so many English soap operas that he's started speaking in cockney rhyming slang. He says "Are you having a giraffe?" meaning "are you having a laugh!" An ideal gift for ex-pat English Brits abroad and anyone who loves England, and especially the East End of London.

Ascot Races means Braces which to our friends over the pond means a Retainer for your teeth or the things that hold your trousers up, which are called suspenders in the US - very confusing. All cockneys will understand. Great gift for a Londoner or someone from London.

Pearly Queen Cockney Girl London Design. For a Londoner who wants to be a Pearly Queen of England or Great Britain, but mainly for the East End.

Chess Obsessed is a delightful design that's sure to please any fan of intellectual board games like chess. If you love getting your chess board out and competing against other chess players, this product is perfect for you - and it's also great as a birthday or holiday gift for the other gaming lovers in your life!

No more rhymes now, I mean it!

A pretty & funny floral wreath - because poetry is hard!

The great #seppoposting meme war of 2021, encapsulated in a hurried cash-in from a post I made using this logo design. Shameless? Yes. That's it, I don't have to justify myself.

This is for you

With a deeper message...

So the Treacle is saying to the plate Alright me old China and the plate is saying back Blindin Treacle. It's a London or Londoner thing, you might get it if you are a Cockney or a Brit or English.

circle, square...underwear

A new sarcastic design. "HELLO QUEEN BEE, DON'T TALK OVER ME", is designed for giving advice in a hidden sarcastic way, with the ambitious and cocky queen talking about everyone and making their life a living hell. The design's colors are also supporting and enforcing the idea, using the color palette of the peacock.

Donkey's Years is an English idiom used to mean a very long time. Originated in the early 20th century, apparently as a pun on the long ears of a donkey. Cockney rhyming slang with years replacing ears.

Bangers and Mash is cockney rhyming slang for cash, money. Not really an idiom but definitely English slang.

Fancy a Ruby Murray?

Cockney Rhyming Slang ie. Cream Crackererd (Knackered), Jack Jones (On your own), Dickory Dock (Clock), Scotch Eggs (Legs), Treacle Tart (Sweetheart), Rosie Lee (Tea) and Jimmy Riddle (Piddle), etc.

Cockney rhyming slang a Londoner will understand or a cockney born and bred. Perfect gift for someone who loves London, England or Telephones. Dog and Bone equals phone. Its and English thing.

This cockney rhyming slang design means Here Comes The Sun but in London or Londoner language it is Currant Bun. For cockneys, Londoners or lovers of all things British, a cockney geezer or a cockney sparrow.

Give us a tinkle on the old Johanna - it means please play the piano for us in Cockney Londoner Slang. Johanna equals Piano. A gift for a Londoner or someone who loves London or great british slang.

Show someone how much you care with our hilarious t-shirt, only at Soudeta! Our t-shirts are a perfect way to express your love. Spread the love with a one-of-a-kind and stylish t-shirt.

This design has a cute llama vacationing on a tropical island with palm trees, the ocean and dolphins. Has the rhyming phrase "Bahama Llama" under the graphic.

rolling with my gnomies gnome pun gnome rhyme rolling with my homies

Charlie Big Potatoes is a Cockney saying meaning someone who thinks they are great, a big man, a diamond geezer of London Town. The cockneys understand it, maybe a great gift for a Londoner or someone who loves London or Britain.

Cream Crackered London Cockney Saying. So what does that mean, it means I'm tired in Londoner slang or Cockney rhyming slang - cream crackered = knackered = tired. Perfect for a londoner or diamond geezer or a cockney sparrow.