Schoolyard Merch

Strange happenings by the schoolyard.

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A minimal tribute to classic hip hop.

It's time to settle things in the most diplomatic way the schoolyards allow. Rock, Paper, Scissor, shoot.

"Me and Coolio down by the schoolyard"

The old schoolyard, at the old primary school, Takeley, Essex. HDR created from one RAW file processed as three DNG files in Photomatix, adjustments in CS6 with some help from Topaz filters. Nikon D7200 with Nikkor 18-55 zoom.

A minimal tribute to classic hip hop.

Graffiti typography art with a green skateboard on top.

Embrace the roar of the schoolyard with "The King of the Schoolyard T-Rex Goes to School" t-shirt. This playful design features a mighty T-Rex ruling over the school, bringing a blend of humor and prehistoric charm to your daily adventures. Whether you're a student or a teacher, let this shirt ignite your imagination and remind you to conquer each day with a ferocious spirit. Get ready to make a statement and unleash your inner dinosaur with this whimsical and bold t-shirt design.

empty schoolyard with dead leaves and small puddles

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Because many children would keep the milk caps they won in games from other players, many school districts considered milk caps a form of gambling. Milk caps proved to be major distractions from classes and the source of various playground arguments. These elements eventually led to the banning of milk caps from various schools across North America.

These old metal contraptions start out colorful and thanks to rust and weather get even more complex in their appearance. Our kids loved these. And then suddenly were too big for them.

Get ready to roll into learning with our 'Back to School' design! Featuring a cheerful bus, a quirky snake engrossed in a book, and the iconic 'Back to School' text, this design adds a touch of humor and excitement to the educational season

The old schoolhouse at the old Takeley school, Essex. HDR created from one RAW file processed as three DNG files in Photomatix, adjustments in CS6 with some help from Topaz filters. Nikon D7200 with Nikkor 18-55 zoom.

This design features playful illustrations of lunchtime and recess activities, perfect for those who enjoy a good laugh and nostalgic memories of school days.

A digital image of a slide, but with the ladder on the front and slide on the back.

Fight!

Ready for some nostalgia? Here is my painting of the classic game. Careful not to step on one of the jacks. Onesies, twosies, threesies…