Scrambled Eggs Merch

We all know Dad makes the best breakfast! He's a pancake flipping and coffee drinking King in the Kitchen! lookout because this King Dad of Breakfast design makes a perfect gift for those breakfast kings.

Have an excellent day!

Years of the poultry industry pumping chickens full of hormones and chemicals created the sentient parkour-lovin' egg we've all come to know as Humpty Dumpty, but nothing could prepare us for the day they caused him to rise from his shattered state and eat all the king's horses and all the king's men thus beginning the zombie yolk apocalypse. http://www.artisticdyslexia.com/

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