Screw Merch

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Rockford IL as it once looked back in the day, nicknamed the Screw City.

Watercolor on Wood.

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Screw Everything Become a Pirate Skull And Bones

Because sometimes folks need a gentle reminder to not be ageist jerks.

You steal my life, I steal your paperclips. Wear this to work monday morning to let the boss know what you think of him. I work to live I don't live to work. We are all wage slaves now. I got pockets filled with paperclips and a bag filled with office supplies that I will sell for sweet sweet gift cards. I must return the paperclips to my friend Clippy. Clippy speaks to me and I must listen. I'm not crazy, you're crazy. Clippy is my friend. Clippy wouldn't lie to me or hurt me in any way. Clippy said I'm special and you know what I think he's special too.

Taken at Walmer,Kent,UK. Canon 20D Sigma 17-70mm@17 1/250s f8 ISO100 886 views - 09/01/2015

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Some of us are just special.

This hilarious you're both nuts pun design is perfect for anyone who loves playing with their tools and has a sarcastic sense of humor! This mechanical nut piece & funny nut learning that they're both nuts makes a hilarious gift idea for any dads who are obsessed with terrible dad jokes!

The knuckle draggers in the Texas legislature have declared war on Women. Eff 'em. This shirt is intended to make the pro choice statement Don't Regress with Texas.

concept for mechanical engineers

Sometimes you need to organize. Sometimes you need to vent.

Who hasn't been screwed over in the drive thru at some point?

Screw Your Freedom Arnie Shirt

Channel your inner Christina Yang

Introducing our hilariously cheeky graphic that puts a comedic twist on the classic phrase "screw u"! This design is all about embracing a lighthearted and humorous take on an everyday phrase. With a clever play on words and a touch of wit, this graphic will have you and your friends laughing out loud. Featuring bold typography and an image of a mischievous screw, this design delivers a playful message that is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face. Whether you want to share a funny joke with friends or add a touch of humor to your everyday life, this graphic is the perfect way to spread some laughter. So go ahead and show off your sense of humor with our "screw u" graphic, and remember, it's all in good fun!

Child disguises himself as a monster

Tool for steel work.

retro style design

Cancer sucks. It really sucks when it's your kid with cancer. It really really sucks when you're the kid. Currently, only 4% of cancer research funding goes toward pediatric cancer. The month of September is a month for childhood cancer awareness with many charities urging individuals to #gogold. All commissions from the purchase of this design will go toward a charity that helps empower kids to be greater than their cancer. It helps supply them with awesome shirts, comic books, games, toys and an iPad to keep their minds occupied while they wait for hours in a car or hospital waiting room. Grab this joker, before it goes away!

It's simple math, share it with your friends. As the amount you mess around increases, so do the chances of you finding out.

handyman tools

Screw Driver patent 1936

Hex Nut

There might be some scattering dots around the drawings, these dots were left on purpose for a more vintage look. Perfect tee gift idea for mom, dad, brother, sister, friend for any occasions, especially the holidays such as St. Patrick's Day, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's day and Birthdays!

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Black graphic gears, bolts and nuts

Black graphic gears, bolts and nuts

Under the Pandanus II by Paul Gauguin, 1891. Oil on canvas.

Black graphic gears, bolts and nuts