Shit Happens Poop Face Emoji Merch

Shit happens so you can either step in it, over it or wallow in it, the choice is yours.

It really does!

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We all wonder why crap happens

Shit happens & if you get any shit, just let it go.

Master of number two, defiler of toilets, hottest dung in town, Fecalio.

Figuratively or literally , shit happens. The important thing is to always remember that they may not be as bad as they seem.

"In Loving Memory of When I Give A Shit" is a humorous and irreverent phrase that suggests a departure from caring about certain matters or concerns. It implies a shift in perspective or attitude, perhaps from taking things seriously to adopting a more laid-back or carefree approach.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Paisan Conrad has the finesse and pizzazz to help you get over your frustrations. He’s your wise neighborhood corn with seasoned advice. He wants people to get over things and find the lesson in all situations. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

Not my shit

Not my shit

Local Cebuano when sees a poop in public - Shit, Igit, Tae, Yaks (in English - Shit, Wet Shit, Crap, Yucks)