Shrubbery Merch

The Knights who say Ni!

Bring us a shrubbery!

Watercolor and ink design floral shrubs

A rockery... it's like a shrubbery but harder.

Watercolors on paper

Beware the Knights Who Say Ni! -- and of passing ruffians who say "Ni!" at will to old ladies!

This design prints best on any background that isn't black. I also have a version that prints great on black. See my store. The latin Translates as "We are the knights who say, Ni."

"We Are The Knights Who Say Ni And Who Demand A Shrubbery" - Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

This is the chant used in the cult game as described by the British comedian Bob Mortimer.

This design prints best on black. I also have an Alt version that prints great on colors. See my store. The latin Translates as "We are the knights who say, Ni."

Bring me a shurbery

This is the chant used in the cult game as described by the British comedian Bob Mortimer.

Based on the cult game as described by The British comedian Bob Mortimer.

Shrubbery

TIM: I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

Bring a pop of color to your style with this lively and vibrant shrubbery design. Overflowing with hues that dazzle the eye, this design is sure to brighten up any outfit or accessory.

African Swallow? European Swallow? Laden? Unladen? At King Arthur's Coconut Delivery Service we do it all.

This design prints best on black. I also have an Alt version that prints great on colors. See my store.

The "Tis But a Scratch", inspired by the legendary scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, is a witty homage to comedy and tenacity. This shirt promotes the concept of accepting problems with a humorous attitude, with a clever saying and potentially a playful visual of a knight bearing a small wounded. It's ideal for individuals who value the power of humor in the face of tragedy or just like revisiting famous comedy moments. With its wry appeal, this T-shirt is more than simply a garment; it's a wearable reminder that a good attitude can convert even the most insignificant failures into entertaining tales.

This design prints best on any background that isn't black. I also have a version that prints great on black. See my store.

Fall 2019 artwork.

This is the chant used in the cult game as described by the British comedian Bob Mortimer.

Music t-shirt with an illustration of a black knight in a polaroid style pose that reads: TIS 1975. Perfect for any comedy lover that want to stand out at a pop music concert.

Knights Who Say Ni Shrubberies Vintage british comedy design will show you the way to the Holy Grail and help show your family and friends your love of British Humour and classic comedy, the perfect design for capturing that retro 70s pop culture British TV style and after you get this you can cut down the forest with a herring!

A soldier lying in wait in his ghillied foxhole in the middle of the forest - for how long though?

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

This is the chant used in the cult game as described by the British comedian Bob Mortimer.

Let your shirt do the quoting.

This piece inspired by the earth day celebration, we should take cake our place to live well, save our earth, and every living beings.

Have a campachoochoo in style like the the train guy as described by the British comedian Bob Mortimer.

...for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

Inspired from the 1975 British comedy.

Tis But A Scratch funny artwork inspired from the 1975 comedy movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

A moustachioed Deer looks for a tasty morsel in a nearby shrubbery.

Inspired from the 1975 comedy Monty Python and the Holy Grail. King Arthur gets the better of the Black Knight by cutting off his limbs. However, despite losing his arms and legs slowly, the Black Knight refuses to yield and this is when he delivers the iconic quote "Just A Flesh Wound".

This is based on a story of a visit to castle Douglas to get as close as possible to the Gulf Stream as described by the British comedian Bob Mortimer.