Smeg Head Merch

Ooops! WHO has upset the Scutters? Wrong time, wrong place…

Red Dwarf Fans Smeg Head

Smeg Head Red Dwarf Pocket Position

Smeg Off...

The recognisable rubber head of Kryten from Red Dwarf and the word Smeg.

Arnold Rimmer Red Dwarf Smeg Head

Get this Red Dwarf Team Smeg Shirt design for any special occasion like Christmas, Mothers Fathers Day or a birthday It has all sizes for you to choose from. This shirt will be the perfect gift for someone special, family or an excellent shirt for you to have yourself. Don't hesitate to get it!

Smeg Head Nasa Logo Red Dwarf

Better Dead Than Smeg Pocket Position

Better Dead than Smeg with red dwarf ring

SMEEEEEG!

Smeg is a vulgarism or expletive used throughout the series of Red Dwarf. Here we have the popular phrase 'Smeg Head' styled to look like the Red Dwarf logo, and ready to be worn proudly across your chest on a T-shirt, or your preferred choice of accessories. Lovely.

If you ever need to know how to perform the Rimmer salute.

The recognisable rubber head of Kryten from Red Dwarf and the word Smeg.

As worn by Dave Lister.

Whats goin down in groove town?

Are you a smeeeeeeeee heeeee? Don't be a total one Sirs! Fly around with this baby that's crashed more times than a ZX Spectrum! Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Straight from the back of Dobbin’s van, the Smeg and the Heads t-shirt. Shady. (glitter print is just a photo and not actual glitter)

For Red Dwarf fans get this inspired t-shirt to show your friends what you think of them!

Everyone loves sheep on stilts.

Red Dwarf Kryten Smeg Off Funny

Get this Kryten Swivel on it Punk Shirt design for any special occasion like Christmas, Mothers Fathers Day or a birthday It has all sizes for you to choose from. This shirt will be the perfect gift for someone special, family or an excellent shirt for you to have yourself. Don't hesitate to get it!

Mr Arnold J Rimmer

You really are a smeghead a complete and total one!

Smeg Head colour neon logo

Red Dwarf. Smeg head.

Rimmer never was very good an the Astro-Navigation exam.

As worn by Dave Lister.

Smeg head (cutout navy blue background) design of a wireframe Kryten

Red Dwarf Pocket Position

You can look your absolute smeggiest in this great T-Shirt. curry stains not included. You Sir are a Smeeeee Heeeeea, a complete and utter one

Experiencing time dilation's from a white hole thats spewing time?

Everyone’s favourite mechanoid, Kryten from the Jupiter Mining Corporation’s Red Dwarf

The recognisable rubber head of Kryten from Red Dwarf

Artists of the catchy tune Ohm!