Absurdist Stickers

Simple white letters on black background: "bad art friend". Because did you donate a kidney? Well, did you? And did you congratulate me enough? WELL DID YOU? WHO IS THE BAD ART FRIEND?! (it's you)

its absurd, absurd I tell you!

Simple white letters on black background: "I have just eaten donuts or am on my way to get donuts." Pastries are great; round pastries are better; fried round pastries covered in sugar will kill you but oh! sweet sweet death.

Simple white letters on black background: "What a time to be alive and anxious." What's that cliche? That "may you live in interesting times" is an ancient curse? After the events of 2020 we may have some proof of that being true.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no idea what's going on." Do I look like I do? Interesting.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no idea what I'm doing." Do I look like I do? Interesting.

Simple white letters on black background: "I have no idea what's going on." Do I look like I do? Interesting.

Simple white letters on black background: "Do you mind if I have nachos during this?" Because it doesn't even matter what "this" is - a divorce appointment, a shower, raking leaves - it will be improved by nachos.

Simple white letters on black background: "The line between self-care and self-destruction is a fine one." Take care of yourself, but don't go out the other side into complete indulgence. It's hard, particularly in a pandemic.

Simple white letters on black background: "What now?!" Are you just waiting for the next crisis? A pandemic, an insurrection, a polar vortex, a zombie invasion? This is for you. With feeling.

Even in the darkest hours, you can still smell the flowers. Never stop living until you're dead.

Simple white letters on black background: "Please clap." It's been a few years since Jeb! had this plaintive request, but sometimes you just need a bit of applause to get you through the day. Don't judge, just clap.

Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Simple white letters on black background: "Going through the motions." If you're exhausted you're completely normal. It's been a helluva time. You're doing fine. Keep going.

Simple white letters on black background: "Nope." Because sometimes, no matter what the question is, the answer is NO.

Simple white letters on black background: "Could have made better choices." Who among us hasn't done a few things that seemed smarter in retrospect? That sixth drink; taking the umbrella out of your bag; maybe even your first marriage!

Simple white letters on black background: "[gay judgment]". Are any more words needed? Didn't think so.

Simple white letters on black background: "I used to be cool". A story as old as time. Someday they'll change what 'it' is on you, too. Ah, being cool is for kids ... let 'em have it.

Simple white letters on black background: "hermit". Some of us just aren't people people. Maybe you prefer your couch to a bar and your TV to a conversation partner. You might be a hermit. Embrace it.

Simple white letters on black background: "I don't care about winning the Pan-Pacific Grand Prix". You might outrage your ballroom-loving mother by saying so, but it's strictly the truth.

Simple white letters on black background: "Not a team player." Teams are overrated, and team-building activities are purgatory. Introverts and the generally anti social unite.

Daniil Kharms was a Russian avant-garde poet and writer, an acmeist, and an absurdist. He believed in the autonomy of art from the real world. But the real world was too real. It put him on the mugshot, in prison, and a mental health ward. At the age of 36, he died from starvation.

You ever have those days when you just feel like a sandwich?

Don't Leave. The feeling of great inspiration, overwhelming sense of motivation, and enlightenment. And yet being stuck right where you are, unable to leave or act upon those dreams.

An alternative "Nihilism vs Humanity" design.

Simple white letters on black background: "queso sparks joy". Don't let Marie Kondo clear the chips, queso, or salsa out of your house. If you don't feel happy yet, you probably haven't added enough cheese.

At Thirty Two minutes and Fifteen seconds, a certain video I was watching made me laugh alot. This drawing is a depiction of that moment

another commission of henry

This one is for the people out there grinding, good for you guys. I'll grind when I'm dead.

doctrine that we live in an irrational universe

Absurdism Rocks the World

The Metamorphosis, Franz Kafka

Simple white letters on black background: "eccentric recluse". Are you Gloria Swanson or Howard Hughes at heart? Prefer to be pacing around your deserted Beverly Hills mansion, drink in hand, than out and about? Yeah, thought so.

When mankind sleeps, the most dangerous ducks (penguins) take to the streets and exercise their license to krill.

A boyishly handsome goat drawn by 9 year old JellyTreePal!

Red (Green) It's Red, but it's Green.