Cook Stickers

Don't be an idiot sandwich

Vintage Vert Der Ferk

Designed for cooks, chefs or people who just love barbeques and smoking meat.

Just remember to lick spoons clean after each use.

The Grilled Cheese From The Devil Wears Prada is Burned

If you love food and puns, this is the coolest custom design you can wear around and make a good impression around your friends. Veggie Smack is proud to present unique and colorful designs of the best food puns you will ever hear.

vert der ferk

Anthony Bourdain Inspirational Quote

Go Cry In The Walk In.

VINTAGE - SWEDIS CHEF - VERT DER FERK AAAAAAA - retro

A cute retro and old school inspired design for the burger lover or the foodie who loves eating in general. A vintage style design featuring burger graphics and distressed effects with bright colors to give you that eighties and seventies vibe. For a version that goes on dark shirts check my store.

Privateer of the open pit! Buccaneer of the BBQ! Corsair of the kitchen!

We have the C4 SQUAD! Crabtree, Carr, Cook, and Cooper.

I'm here with my rolling pin, spatula, wooden spoon, and wire whisk covered in flour because I'm told there would be baking! Perfect for the cook or baker in your life who lives to mix and punch the dough and bake bread, rolls, cake or cookies. Great gift for bakery or pastry chef, cooking school student, maybe your mom or grandma has excellent culinary skill. Wear to cooking class or just around the kitchen or watching cooking shows on TV!

VERT DER FERK COOK

Here's the perfect shirt-design for a multifunctional Mom, who's simply able to do everything right. Also cool as a present or a gift. (Available as well: Multifunctional Dad, Granny, Aunt etc.)

NY

Love a little paradise!

Bourdain Cheff Traveller

The one and only Raccacoonie, your future personal chef, from EEAAO.

I kiss better than I cook

Gordon Ramsay must by happy at Christmas, surely?!

Wooden Spoon Survivor I Survived The Wooden Spoon Funny List humorous sarcastic checklist attire I Survived The Wooden Spoon outfit and Wooden Spoon Survivor funny

Norman Cook's Beats International "Dub Be Good To Me" Classic Track! "Tank Fly Boss Walk Jam Nitty Gritty", the opening sample is originally from Double Trouble "Stoop Rap" which featured in the Hip Hop Graffiti Movie "Wild Style".

"Canapes, my ass! Bring out the Peppers and Salsicce." Thank you Frank Pentangeli for one of the most quoted lines in all of the Godfather saga.

The Circle Of Life Pizza TShirt

Mas dulce que el pan dulce

Trendy design fitting for lover of MSG who loves Uncle Roger. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves Uncle Roger and MSG.

Chefs Are Not The Kind Of People You Should Put On Speakerphone funny t shirt

Meat

Best Chili chef, the chili master cook

Vert Der Ferk Cook Swedish Chef

The Swedish Chef is a Muppet character from the sketch comedy television series The Muppet Show, known mainly for his eccentric culinary capabilities. He was originally performed by Jim Henson and Frank Oz simultaneously, with Henson performing the head and voice in mock Swedish and Oz performing the character with real hands. The Swedish Chef is currently performed by Bill Barretta. He is best known for his ridiculous cooking methods and the phrase "Bork, bork, bork!".

Bucktown

Smoking meat is much more tasty and good for you than smoking cigarettes.