Snarky Quote Stickers

I'm Just Here To Establish An Alibi

There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate data

Feeling A Bit Stabby Today. Funny Sarcastic Quote. Perfect for Men and Women. Makes a Great Gift for Birthday's, or Christmas. Grab Yours Today to Show Your Sarcastic Side To The World. That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic and cynical designs available for all different types of humor. Visit our store today to see more.

Feeling A Bit Stabby Today. Funny Sarcastic Quote. Perfect for Men and Women. Makes a Great Gift for Birthday's, or Christmas. Grab Yours Today to Show Your Sarcastic Side To The World. That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic and cynical designs available for all different types of humor. Visit our store today to see more.

Simple white letters on black background: "Actions speak louder than words. Yes, I'm aware of the irony." Sorta speaks for itself, right. Doesn't mean you're not taking action AS WELL, of course.

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Oops!

Some Days The Supply Of Swear Words Is Insufficient To Meet My Demands. Funny Sarcastic Quote. Do you like sarcastic quotes and funny sayings? That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic quote designs available. They make a great gift idea for anyone, men and women alike. Whether for a Birthday, Christmas or as a general gift this sarcastic saying design makes a great present on a t-shirt, mug, tank, tote bag , hoodie and so much more.

Some Days The Supply Of Swear Words Is Insufficient To Meet My Demands. Funny Sarcastic Quote. Do you like sarcastic quotes and funny sayings? That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic quote designs available. They make a great gift idea for anyone, men and women alike. Whether for a Birthday, Christmas or as a general gift this sarcastic saying design makes a great present on a t-shirt, mug, tank, tote bag , hoodie and so much more.

Funny Quote Morally Flexibel

Simple white letters on black background: "TELL THE TRUTH AND SHAME THE DEVIL". Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 (that's his genuine signature) but it's just as true now. It's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

Simple white letters on black background: "Tell the truth and shame the devil." Just don't lie, OK. Plus this is a cool old fashioned saying that you maybe heard your grandpa or grandma say.

Simple white letters on black background: "COFFEE". Some people love dogs. Others love flowers. And then there are those who say "Hello darkness, my old friend." COFFEE.

It's Just Too Peopley Outside saying for antisocial introverts and sarcastic quote lovers. This snarky thought is for social distancing, quarantine the introverted.

Stay unenthusiastic in this cool neon design

Simple white letters on black background: "Do not disturb." If only we could use those hotel door hangers throughout the day. Leave me alone.

or pet the sweaty things

Simple white letters on black background: "Do not disturb." If only we could use those hotel door hangers throughout the day. Leave me alone.

Silly Me Expecting Too Much From People Again. Funny Sarcastic Quote. Do you like sarcastic quotes and funny sayings? That Cheeky Tee has a range of sarcastic quote designs available. They make a great gift idea for anyone, men and women alike. Whether for a Birthday, Christmas or as a general gift this sarcastic saying design makes a great present on a t-shirt, mug, tank, tote bag , hoodie and so much more.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

My Comments Are Not Directed To Anyone, But If The Shoe Fits, Wear It, Cinderfuckenrella

only for the ignorant. For the rest of us, it's really annoying

"You're terrible Muriel" (colors + spots) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

I'm supposed to smell like this

"You're terrible Muriel" (retro pastel) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

isn't as easy as I make it look

gets eaten by the bird. Sleep in.

for they shall let in light.

until you have crossed the river

It's the only culture some people have

Things get weirder. Sometimes the only reason I continue in this world is morbid curiosity.

"You're terrible Muriel" (colors) - whether you're a jealous sister gloating over someone getting in trouble, or just want to remember an iconic 90s line, this could be for you. Available in other colors and styles.

sarcasm

your opinion, is that I asked for coffee.

being punctual.

just because you ignore them