Orville Stickers

Captain of the Orville

Tis the season!

Nobody can pop a pickle jar (or door) like Alara.

My attempt at the Command Crew Badge as worn by officers on the Planetary Union ship, The Orville. With the background colour behind the badge, I did my best to match the colour of the command uniform.

Arn't they cute?

Orville Peck fan art

My intelligence by -far- exceeds yours, it is very unlikely that you would be able to help on any of my multiple research proyects due to your stunted cogniscient development, my highly advanced algorithms are more efficient at processing data than your weak and feeble hydrocatbon based human brain - this is not intended as a boast, mereley a statement of fact. but you should not be worried, you being intelectually inferior to a kaylon is not something to be ashamed for, it is quite natural for an artificial life form to exceed biological limitations. If you wish, you may assist me by providing data on biological organisms social interactions with a superior being like myself, I would be most thankful.

The Orville ship crest adorned by the crew.

I can tell you're a sad boy just like me.

LOVE

The USS Orville (ECV-197) is a mid-level exploratory vessel in Planetary Union service in the early 25th century, capable of speeds up to 10 light years per hour. Currently, the ship is commanded by Captain Ed Mercer and First Officer Kelly Grayson. There are 300 crewmembers on board. As an exploratory class ship, the Orville is designed for exploration and cartography of uncharted space. The Orville is equipped with essential military and defensive armaments, though it is not intended for combat.

For the toughest Xelayans in space.

Roses are falling for you, babe

The Orville is my new favorite show.

I like to anger the neckbeards.

We don't deserve Bortus...

We need no longer fear the banana when boldly going with the crew of The Orville...

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USS ORVILLE CREW PATCH

Wear this while bottle-neckin' some old blue jeans.

The best game for family and friends!

Dr. Claire Finn is the hyper-competent Chief Medical Officer of the USS Orville. She is committed to going where her skills are needed.

What would you have said?

You can have all the corner pieces, Bortus!

Country Music

YEHAWW! your favorite gay cowboy now in t-shirt form!

One fierce security chief.

... what the jelly wants! Be more like Yahpit!

THE ORVILLES / JETSONS MASHUP

From the buried, but totally fun flick "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things", here's Orville!

The Frog

Orville Peck (fan art)

Orville Peck

The ORVILLE!

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The Orville ship crest adorned by the crew.