Warranty Stickers

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

She's been trying to reach you... This scary vintage horror design is inspired by the creepy comic book stories from the 70s and 80s, though with a dark humorous twist. Original design, only at TOXiK TWiNS. Buy yours NOW!

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

Authorized Service - Hupmobile

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Authorized Service - Stutz

Authorized Service - Karmann Ghia

Don't you love all the calls about your cars expired warranty! I know I do! and I'm sure anyone who scans your shirt will love it too! don't leave home without it......Your cars warranty that is!

Authorized Service - Honda

Introducing "Mothman Has Been Trying to Reach You" design! Featuring text that says "Mothman has been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty" and an image of Mothman in a suit as a car salesman talking to a customer, this piece adds a humorous twist to the legendary creature's mythos.

We're trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

Guaranteed is a guarantee or certainty that something will happen or is given with certain certainty.

Just like those telemarketer scams you constantly get phone calls about, you too can be a robocaller and ask everybody about their car's extended warranty.

Just like those telemarketer scams you constantly get phone calls about, you too can be a robocaller and ask everybody about their vehicle's extended warranty.

Has anyone ever said, "okay, please talk to me?"

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A funny mechanic gift idea for any mechanic dad who repair race vehicles and old cars because he's a really repair guy, car collector and mechanic daddy. For every drag racing lover diesel mechanic who love the smell of rubber, coffee and diesel in the morning and still plays with cars like muscle cars, classic cars and maybe a drift car.

Mouse is trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty

Warrantuija Board

Authorized Service - MG

Authorized Service - Nash

We all hate the, "your car's warranty is about to expire" telephone scam, except the crazy unique individual that displays this funny design. Aren't you sick of telephone solicitations and scam calls?

We've Been Trying To Reach you About Your Car's Extended Warranty

For the Handyman! Know a guy who considers himself a tried-and-true handyman? Give him a few chuckles with this cheeky I Am The Warranty tee. Home improvement, organizing the garage, camping-these hobbies require the right tools and the right tee!

Guaranteed

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

Please don't hang up

Knock Knock!!!