Movie Vigilante

An illustration for fans of the Back to the Future movie trilogy. The Delorean time machine being struck by lightening. The text 88 mph, is the Miles per hour the car needs to travel for the flux capacitor to work. For people who love these timeless, time travel movies with Marty McFly and Doc Brown.

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I HAVE TO RETURN SOME VIDEOTAPES.

How Did This Get Made Blockbuster Logo

The 80s version of netflix and chill

Tourist trap inspired design.

Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.

No matter what kind of scientist you are, there are always those who question your expertise. Scientists who take their work seriously, can get a little tense, especially when handling science beakers filled with dangerous chemicals while conducting lab experiments. Let nosy onlookers know that you need your space or the situation could get volatile and go KABOOM! Don't be afraid to tell anyone who interferes with your job, to back off.

Video Horror Society

For the goonies fan that loves Sloth and Chunk

A pixel design made to look like an ugly Christmas sweater.

An unofficial logo for Shark Week.

If there's a mean opposite to making someone a mix tape, it has to be taping over their favorite show! Relive the days of soap operas, game shows, and sitcoms with this design especially for kids of the seventies and eighties.

Get ready for a grass whoopin'!

Don't Bug Me While I'm Doing Science!

"Funky" is a neon t-shirt you buy at an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iPhone case. This is luxury.

Forgot to return the rental

Trog is a 1970 British science fiction horror film directed by Freddie Francis, and starring Joan Crawford in a story about the discovery of a troglodyte (or Ice Age "caveman") in twentieth-century England. The screenplay was written by Peter Bryan, John Gilling, and Aben Kandel. Trog marks Crawford's last motion picture appearance.

Remember 'Blockbuster Video'? Yep. You're THAT old.

If you rented VHS back in the 80's and 90's then you may recognize this Sticker as a warning not to leave VHS tapes in a hot car or it will Melt.

Thulsa Doom symbol

Wear the Die-In Theater with pride wherever you go!

Retro VHS design.

Video stores were always encouraging and reminding customers to rewind their rented VHS tapes, before returning them. One way they could have done that was to convince them that it's actually fun to do so. A sticker stating "We Think You'll Find It's Fun To Rewind" stuck directly onto VHS cassettes, would be a kind reminder to customers without sounding too pushy.

Eighties throwback.

Stress eating for beginners: Self-Help Guide

Say yes to science!

We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Lazy Halloween or cosplay costume of Torgo, the servant from the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate. If anybody asks who you are supposed to be, just let your shirt do the talkin'.

Wait! What's the Safeword!? Spider and Fly. If you need help with anything tweet me or DM on Instagram @jarhumor

Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

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We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.