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Forgot to return the rental

Some crazy ideas come to my mind

Trog is a 1970 British science fiction horror film directed by Freddie Francis, and starring Joan Crawford in a story about the discovery of a troglodyte (or Ice Age "caveman") in twentieth-century England. The screenplay was written by Peter Bryan, John Gilling, and Aben Kandel. Trog marks Crawford's last motion picture appearance.

The future of home entertainment.

Remember 'Blockbuster Video'? Yep. You're THAT old.

If you rented VHS back in the 80's and 90's then you may recognize this Sticker as a warning not to leave VHS tapes in a hot car or it will Melt.

Thulsa Doom symbol

For those who refuse to rewind their rented or borrowed VHS tapes because they are less than kind.

Wear the Die-In Theater with pride wherever you go!

Retro VHS design.

Video stores were always encouraging and reminding customers to rewind their rented VHS tapes, before returning them. One way they could have done that was to convince them that it's actually fun to do so. A sticker stating "We Think You'll Find It's Fun To Rewind" stuck directly onto VHS cassettes, would be a kind reminder to customers without sounding too pushy.

U.S. Patent 5,023,741

Thank you for being a fiend

Eighties throwback.

Stress eating for beginners: Self-Help Guide

Say yes to science!

We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

Lazy Halloween or cosplay costume of Torgo, the servant from the cult horror film, Manos: The Hands of Fate. If anybody asks who you are supposed to be, just let your shirt do the talkin'.

Release your inner Mad Scientist / Cat Lover / Human Disliker by proclaiming, "If I had a shrink ray my cat would have so many humans to eat." A sci-fi fantasy that is both adorable and horrifying.

Wait! What's the Safeword!? Spider and Fly. If you need help with anything tweet me or DM on Instagram @jarhumor

Don't be a humbug. Celebrate a very Manos Christmas with the Master, as Manos blesses us all with the festive hands of fate. If you resist, your usefulness will come to an end. Join our creepy Christmas cult. It is the will of Manos.

From the darkest corners of your cutest nightmares comes Kitty Monster. A creature of pure surreal b-movie horror. Once you hear the Purr, it’s too late.

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We're ready to relieve you of your bad habit. This parody logo imagines a response team answering the call of those who are being inundated with second-hand, cigarette smoke, from those who do not obey "No Smoking" signs. SMOKEBUSTERS ... they're not exterminators ... they're professional extinguishers.

It's a grey matter of fact that zombies love brains.

In the 80s, everyone was watching music videos and VHS tapes. I Want My VHS is a parody of a famous slogan and a nostalgic tribute to the decade.

Featured in the horror movie Manos the Hands of Fate, this painting depicts the cult leader known as The Master along with his demon Doberman dog. You can't blame him for thinking he is one handsome devil. Get it? Hand-some.

inspired by horror movies

VHS "Extra Quality" #1

Jonesy, also referred as Jones, was a cat, more specifically a Ginger Tom, kept aboard the USCSS Nostromo as Ellen Ripley's pet. While the cat's official purpose was to control rodents aboard the ship, it also served as a source of relaxation and entertainment for the crew. Jonesy and Ripley were the only two to survive the Nostromo incident caused by a Xenomorph and the ship's subsequent destruction.

LEAVE 70's & 80's Horror alone!

This is my idea of a perfect evening. Grab that special someone, turn on a properly scary movie, and let nature take its course.