Weird.Funny.Odd

Because you love the show and want to tell the world!

You love to drink. I love to drink. The guy at the other end of the bar is fond of it, too... but we need to warn people.

Uh huh. Yep. Totally. 🙄

When it comes to musical tastes you need to forget about all the rest and listen to what you know is good. It makes life easier.

Are you looking at my dong? Are you even a little impressed with how delicious it is?

Show the world what's most important to you. Writing.

True story, bro.

Official tee design for live show at Keller Auditorium

I‘m with boomer - Baby Boomer meme - baby boomers - Gen Z

Whimsical unicorn with "adulting is hard" text. Stay magical...

Ding Dongs are for life. Amiright?

Avoid all of life's responsibilities with these fun and cowardly strategies!

No Dong, I'm gone!

Can you help Debbie and martin solve the case of...wait, nobody cares.

Coffee. The sweet elixir of the gods. The only thing that gets you through a day at work or with your family. Let's be honest.

Please accept this offering oh dark lords of school holidays!

Lighten up, Francis. Can't anyone take a damn joke anymore? Jeez. Have some fun.

I'm a jerk, you're a jerk, we're all jerks!

I'm Not Sayin' I'm The Greatest...

When it comes to musical tastes you need to forget about all the rest and listen to what you know is good. It makes life easier.

Nobodies forcing you... but I know you wanna!

...or maybe just old. I forget. Get off my lawn, you damn kinds!

Not trying to brag or anything, but... it's true.

Because sometimes being subtle (like walking away from someone or punching them) doesn't seem to work

Show the world this is your normal look, and you're damn proud of it, too!

Show the world you're committed to the amazing Pizza Diet... your friends will be envious!

Show your support of any and all teams no matter the sport! Cover all bases and let the world know you like... one of the teams.

Because... let's face it... you're socially awkward. Might as well embrace it.

Think outside the box... be special. Be unique. Be something else positive.

One little letter changes a meaning. Amiright?

In all fairness, I never did.

I miss the days when music didn't suck

Why can't people just stay calm? Seriously.

Just a warning! I grew up in the best decade so I know a lot of stuff and random things!

Just a warning! I grew up in the best decade so I know a lot of stuff and random things!

Just a warning! I grew up in the best decade so I know a lot of stuff and random things!