SPANKY’S TUNA FISH T-Shirt

Ever been so hungry you could swallow a horse? Introducing, the Horse of the sea!! (Not the teeny-tiny dumb little stupid thing that you find all over the towels in a white girl’s bathroom..) but like a real live horse! Only not an actual one! Yeah that would so drown, because remember, this horse is from the sea! Hint, it’s not really a horse, it’s actually really very much exactly not a horse at all, or even close! It’s a tuna! (Technically, it’s a can of tuna bits..) Regardless everything I’ve said about the product still applies, except for all that junk that doesn’t. And some of the other stuff as well. I’m gonna go ahead and suggest that you disregard all of it actually. Not just for legal reasons, but also for your health. Thx