Feed Teh Cat T-Shirt

somebody feed the cat he only eats the prescription catscop with tofu'd tuna the label says "Cat Food" and you gotta mash it up for him a bit and then stick it in the zapper for exactly 17.5 seconds and if he doesn't eat it then add a little splash of nicola but be careful, if you add too much nicola he just barfs it right back up anyway just say pspspsps and he'll come runnin