Designated T-Shirts

There's one at every party. Might as well wear it with pride.

this beer belly is a pillow for hire

Yup it's you. The one who gets the message that the computer "acting strange" when you aunt clicks on a link she's not supposed to for the 500th time. The one who has to setup and configure a brand new whatever device that your parents will never fully figure out. And the one who has to somehow get everyone on facetime except your grandparents have an Android device and don't know where the facetime button is. You are tech support. Stand proud in your assigned role.

It’s no joke. You can’t go out there smelling like that! Sure, you are certainly entitled to be repugnant in the comfort of your own home on occasion. But don’t go out where your fetid self can cause olfactory damage to some innocent victim. Come on now. Stink Responsibly!

Very popular Drugs are Bad shirts and hoodies!

Mount Weather, VA, is where the seat of government will move in the event of a nuclear war. This pass will grant you access (not).

Great for the DH on your baseball gift list. The Designated Hitter original perfect for the kid that HITS, and only hits. For the DH, there is only one position and that is in the batters box. Great DH gift for the Designated hitter on your baseball lover gift list. Another great baseball saying illustrated for the baseball or softball player

When you're pregnant, cravings can strike at any time - and for me, it's all about the guac. Give me a heaping bowl of that green goodness and I'm a happy camper. So when it comes to Cinco de Mayo, you better believe I'm loading up on the guac - after all, I'm eating for two, right? And let's be real, there's no such thing as too much avocado. So while everyone else is sipping margaritas and munching on chips, I'll be over here in my own little corner, spooning extra guacamole onto my plate and feeling oh-so-satisfied. It's a party for my taste buds and my baby bump, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

When you're pregnant, cravings can strike at any time - and for me, it's all about the guac. Give me a heaping bowl of that green goodness and I'm a happy camper. So when it comes to Cinco de Mayo, you better believe I'm loading up on the guac - after all, I'm eating for two, right? And let's be real, there's no such thing as too much avocado. So while everyone else is sipping margaritas and munching on chips, I'll be over here in my own little corner, spooning extra guacamole onto my plate and feeling oh-so-satisfied. It's a party for my taste buds and my baby bump, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Designated Drunk

Most Sober Leprechaun - Slainte to St. Paddy's Day for Husband, Boyfriend, Dads and Baristas

Someone has to do it!

Yup it's you. The one who gets the message that the computer "acting strange" when you aunt clicks on a link she's not supposed to for the 500th time. The one who has to setup and configure a brand new whatever device that your parents will never fully figure out. And the one who has to somehow get everyone on facetime except your grandparents have an Android device and don't know where the facetime button is. You are tech support. Stand proud in your assigned role.

A fun gift for the drinker who is always there for you. For light colored backgrounds

Good place to park for a spell.

This design features a baseball player enjoying a classic milkshake in New York City. Perfect for fans looking to show their love for the Big Apple and their favorite player.

For those who are sober or even the alcohol-enthused.

I'm the Chaperone White Text

Silhouette of a hitter with club Wordmark.

DESIGNATED DRINKER - bar crawl

Funny vintage ugly sweater style for Thanksgiving. Retro design for your family feast in November. Pun punny joke.

Another great illustration from renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Movie Stars Collection

Learner Car Driver cute retro car.

Cheese Wagon

Illustration of Bus

We strive to have a shirt to represent all of your personalities... even the ones you try to keep secret!

You're hot. You're a spot. Make some magic.

Time for a change? Vote Tom Kirkman

A fun gift for the drinker who is always there for you. For dark colored backgrounds

For those who love to drink

Hail to the designated drivers! (Or wear this ironically as the drunk one)

Designated Mother Goose

Drinking

Somebody's DUFF

Enjoy your new Taxi T Shirt, Taxi Hoodie, Taxi Sweatshirt, Taxi Tee Shirt, Taxi Sticker and Taxi Mug. Great Gift Idea for all Moms and Dads and all Drivers!

A fun gift for the drinker who is always there for you. For dark colored backgrounds