Embalming T-Shirts

Dark, creepy and funny skull design for people who love Halloween, skull art, skull décor and horror movies. A large skeleton head graphic with smaller skulls background. Perfect for an anthropologist, future archaeologist or goth decoration.

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for Embalmer: Loved one or Friend !

The design of Kermit the frog wrapped in bandages like an Egyptian mummy is a unique combination of the cuteness of the Kermit frog and the mystery of the Egyptian mummy. The bandages are meticulously arranged and create an attractive and scary look, perfect for Halloween.

Cool design for an embalmer, mortician, Mortuary Science student or graduate using embalming tools. "Embalmer" with a skull and two trocar embalming instrument crossbones is great for the funeral home prep room.

Looking for a funny and unique gift for your loved ones? Check out our Last Responder merchandise! Our designs are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh, especially those who work in the emergency services. We have a variety of t-shirts, hoodies, and mugs featuring funny Last Responder jokes. Our merchandise is made from high-quality materials and is sure to get a laugh out of anyone who sees it. So what are you waiting for? Order your Last Responder merchandise today!

Fun idea for a retiring or retired embalmer, mortician or undertaker. This Embalming Legend Has Retired – cool distressed design with an embalming trocar tool. Funny mortuary, embalming prep room humor.

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Funny design for the son or daughter of a woman embalmer or mortician who works at funeral home or cemetery. Fun Mortuary humor design with embalming instruments.

Two skull outlines framed by scrolls, embalming trocars and the words "You'd Drink Too If You've Seen What I've Seen". Great for any Embalmer, Mortician or Funeral Director. Fun drinking party design. Unique mortuary humor for anyone in the Funeral industry or a Mortuary Science student. Original Graveyard Gossip saying & design.

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Hashtag design, with a trocar embalmers tool, for a girl embalmer, mortician, future female embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

"Caution Trained Embalmer" with a skull and two trocar embalming tool crossbones is perfect for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker, future embalmer or Mortuary Science College student.

Nothing Scares Me - I am a Mom and a Mortician. Great for any mom mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or Mortuary Science college student. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder mom who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

This design contains the illustration of prepared antlers with the saying: Taxidermists Know How To Mount.

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Funny saying for a woman embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student. Cool skull wearing a pink tiara with trocar embalming tool crossbones design. This mortuary humor design is great for any female future embalmer who hopes to work at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

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If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Funny saying for a woman funeral director or mortuary science student. Cool skull wearing a blue tiara with two trocar embalming tool crossbones. This mortuary humor design is great for any female future funeral director or mortician who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

I Have Two Titles, DAD and Mortician and I Rock Them Both. This cool, distressed design is perfect for an embalmer, mortician or mortuary science student who is a father. Funny mortuary humor for a last responder dad who works at a funeral home or cemetery.

If you’re a funeral director, mortician, or death care industry worker — then this clever graphic design is just for you! It makes the perfect gift or birthday present for anyone who is into embalming, burial, cremation, undertaking, hearse driving, funeral home management, or the dead.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Eau de Embalming adapts an 1890s ad for embalming fluid which is guaranteed to, you know, make the body not so odoriferous. Don't mistake it for Chanel #5. Guaranteed to attract Dancing Skeletons and other living dead things. The perfume preferred by Zombies and the Darkdashians.

Perfect appreciation, birthday or Christmas gift for Embalmer: Loved one or Friend !

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Cool design for an embalmer, mortician, Mortuary Science student or graduate using embalming tools. "Mortician" with a skull and two trocar embalming instrument crossbones is great for the funeral home prep room.

I'll Be the Last To Let You Down - Your Friendly Undertaker. Funny Undertaker saying for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director or cemetery worker. A classic mortuary joke. I'll Be the Last To Let You Down-Your Friendly Undertaker, with coffin design. Perfect for a Mortuary Science student, retired undertaker or the funeral home employee room.

Cool text design “Embalmer” weaved with a trocar embalming instrument. Great for any embalmer, mortician, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or graduate.

“Warning My Dad Is an Embalmer” with a skull and two trocar embalming tool crossbones is perfect for a son or daughter, boy or girl whose father is an embalmer or a Mortuary Science student.

Funny saying for an embalmer, mortician or undertaker who works at a mortuary or funeral home and has a sense of humor. Great for the embalming prep room. “I Can Handle It I'm An Embalmer” design with a trocar embalming instrument. Fun idea for a Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Cool design for a woman embalmer, future embalmer or mortician who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. #girlembalmer trendy hashtag saying is great for a mom or daughter embalmer or Mortuary Science student or graduate.