Ford Prefect T-Shirts

If you’ve done six impossible things this morning why not round it off with breakfast at MILLIWAYS, the restaurant at the End of the universe

Don't Panic

“They are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy - not actually evil, but bad tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmothers from the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal without an order, signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public enquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. If you want to get a lift from a Vogon, forget it. They are vile and ill tempered. If you want to get a drink from a Vogon, stick your finger down his throat. If you want to annoy a vogon, feed his grandmother to the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.” - DOUGLAS ADAMS

For those Hitchhiker's lovers, but mainly I made this for my Uncle

Another design by Deep Space Dives

the message left by the dolphins when they departed Planet Earth just before it was demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams)

A bit of background: Heublein bottled pre-mixed cocktails up until the late 1970s. They were used particularly in the airline industry, and tiny bottles of Heublein drinks are still collector's items.

Don't forget your towel

If you’re anything like Zaphod Beeblebrox (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) you don’t actually have A heart of gold, so you stole it so you could have THE heart of gold. Which might be just as good because it can do some pretty cool stuff. Powered by an Infinite Improbability Drive the Heart of Gold is the only ship that Zaphod could use to get to Magrathea, in style. Another design that’s part of my ‘Weird Scifi Quotes’ collection.

“What? Harmless! Is that all it’s got to say? Harmless! One word!’ Ford shrugged. ‘Well, there are a hundred billion stars in the Galaxy, and only a limited amount of space in the book’s microprocessors,’ he said, ‘and no one knew much about the Earth, of course.’ ‘Well, for God’s sake I hope you managed to rectify that a bit.’ ‘Oh yes, well I managed to transmit a new entry off to the editor. He had to trim it a bit, but it’s still an improvement.’ ‘And what does it say now?’ asked Arthur. ‘Mostly harmless,”

42!

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

Remember when some businesses say they are closed, they mean it!

Dent, Arthur Philip Dent?

“Who are you? Get out of here!” “I am Majikthise.” ‘And I demand that I am Vroomfondle.” “It's all right, you don't need to demand that.” ‘All right. I am Vroomfondle. And that is not a demand. That is a solid fact. What we demand is solid facts!” ‘No, we don't, that is precisely what we don't demand.” ‘We don't demand solid facts. What we demand is a total absence of solid facts. I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel.” One of my all time favourite favourite passages from the book, absolutely brilliant.

Don’t Panic. That’s Don’t Panic Mr Lister Sir!

‘I’d far rather be happy than right any day” - Arthur Dent

It's 42.

Eroticon VI is the sixth planet in the Eroticon system and is home to the famous triple breasted Eccentrica Gallumbits. Some people say her erogenous zones start some four miles from her actual body, Ford Prefect disagrees, he thinks probably five.

Aries Custom Graphics "Hyperspace Bypass 42" design. Inspired by the late Douglas Adams' brilliant The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

Inspired by the book 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' by Douglas Adams. Specifically the expression of gratitude given by the dolphins!

“The Answer to the Great Question... Of Life, the Universe and Everything... Is... Forty-two,' said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.”

Hope you like it.

Mostly harmless.

They really are the smartest beings in the galaxy

Next time you’re at Milliways try a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, it’s effects are similar to “having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick”. Created by Zaphod Beeblebrox it’s certainly the Best Drink in Existence. Another scifi design brought to you by Deep Space Dives.

Where God’s final message to his creation is written in thirty foot high letters.

Today it's been 42 years since Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was published! 42!!! 42!! you know, the answer? So yeah... it was a good day to make a Hitchhiker's Guide themed t-shirt. Here's my rendition of Marvin, my favorite robot to ever live.

Every visitor gets free Thermonuclear missiles

Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy shirt design

Don't Panic

Don't Panic

Everyone's favorite downer.

"I am single–handedly responsible for the evolved shape of the animal you came to know in later centuries as a giraffe." —Ford Prefect, Life, the Universe, and Everything, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.