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The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

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I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

Marvin the paranoid android from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

Do you know where your towel is?

The meaning to life, the universe, everything.

The iconic number as sum of three cubes.

"On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.” - Douglas Adams

Life, universe and everything

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Like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

The Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe.....and Everything

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

"The ships hung in the sky in much the way that bricks don't." At least, that's what Douglas Adams has to say about the Vogon ships. But what about the Helicarrier? Well, let's just say it's not like Mjölnir. mezzotessitura.storenvy.com

Large friendly blue letters reminding you to keep calm and carry on.

42

Hitchhiker's motto

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don’t. For those wondering: "IP BD" stands for "Iambic Pentameter Be Damned". ;)

“Don’t Panic.” Homage to the novel. Adapted from a graphic image by Dan S.

“You must come with me or you will be late!”. “Late? What for?”. “What is your name, human?”. “Dent, Arthur Dent.” “Late as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It's a sort of threat, you see.”

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience. Douglas Adams

“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

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The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Here are 42 things you could use a towel for. Why 42? It just seemed right, its not like it has any cosmic significance or anything.

Panic!

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet. But since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell: 'Ahhh! Whoa! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? It's a sort of a tingling in my... well, I suppose I better start finding names for things. Let's call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past wh...