Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy T-Shirts

Do you know where your towel is?

So long and thanks for all the fish. So sad that it should come to this. We tried to warn you all that your dead. You may not share our intellect. Which might explain your disrespect, for all the natural wonders that grow around you. So long, so long and thanks for all the fish

Are you ready to work hard today? Show your commitment to Automnicon and maybe, just maybe, you'll be saved...

42

“Share and Enjoy” is of course the slogan of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation Complaints Division and was displayed in three mile high illuminated letters near the SCCCD which now covers the major land mass of three medium sized planets. Unfortunately its weight was such that shortly after it was erected it collapsed and dropped nearly half its length. The protruding upper halves of the letters now appear, in the local language, to read “go stick your head in a pig” and are no longer illuminated except at times of special celebration.

This is the scene depicted on the cover of Jay Key's sci-fi adventure comedy, How to Pick Up Women with a Drunk Space Ninja (Book I in The Adventures of Duke LaGrange)

Life, don’t talk to me about life (blue print alternative)

Don’t Panic. That’s Don’t Panic Mr Lister Sir!

Oh no not again!

Disaster Area

Space is big. Really Big. To get around in a jiffy, the improbability drive is the best way to narrow the gap between two points in the space-time continuum. It is also a popular means to get to the restaurant and the end of the universe!