John Carpenter T-Shirts

In 1988, the crime rate in the United States rises four hundred percent. A fifty-foot containment wall is erected along the New Jersey shoreline, across the Harlem river, and down along the Brooklyn shoreline. It completely surrounds Manhattan Island. The United States Police Force, like an army, is encamped around the island. There are no guards inside the prison: only prisoners and the worlds they have made. The rules are simple. Once you go in, you don’t come out.

The iconic alien from John Carpenter's masterpiece, "They Live".

They Live (1988) / Please, if you liked this design, you can help me a lot by sharing it or following my work. I will really be very grateful to you!

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I love New York

Contains wind and fire, all that kind of thing.

No finer smell in the world...

Inspired by Jack Burton and his legendary one-liners

Tribute to The Thing

the adventures of Jack Burton!

The Thing movie illustration

A tribute to the director/musician John Carpenter.

Humanity lost at Outpost 31

Show off your cinematic taste with this simple, stylish design dedicated to the director who defined 1980s science fiction and horror.

The master of horror

These characters are inspired by the deadly trio of Lightning, Thunder and Rain also known as The Three Storms from the 1986 cult classic, Big Trouble in Little China. "Play your cards right you live to talk about it!"

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Jack Burton

Wing Kong Trading Co. Inspired by the movie “Big Trouble In Little China” (1986). Please note that the print is deliberately distressed to give an aged, retro appearance.

Head out to Rt. 5 in Russellville (or right off U.S. Main if you're in Haddonfield) for the best adult entertainment this side of Smith's Grove! (Also in pin form, here: cameraviscera.bigcartel.com)

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Nobody does it better than Jack Burton with his Pork Chop Express. But now you can look just as good as the every man hero.

They Live

John Carpenter confused in an empty theater. We love him. Look at him. He's so confused.

These characters were inspired by the 1986 cult classic, Big Trouble in Little China. There's Jack Burton (2nd variation without weapons) as the big goofball all American trucker who believes he's the hero everybody needs and the villainous, Lo Pan who is a powerful wizard cursed with no flesh and is seven feet tall. Then there is little old, Egg Shen with his six demon bag who is equally a powerful wizard and Lo Pan's eternal nemesis. The only female is the lovely, spirited Gracie Law who is a lawyer from Chinatown protecting immigrant rights and lastly, the true hero of the bunch is Wang Chi. His pursuit to rescue his beloved Miao Yin is what all the trouble is about.

Dragon of the Black Pool ✅ - Big Trouble In Little China. This is a cool retro design for nostalgia fans. You can enjoy it on t-shirts, tanks, cases and more nice stuff right now!

By Serhiy Krykun

The gang's all here. Celebrate the most tragic chapter in Antarctic Scientific Research history with this commemorative group photo of the team from Outpost 31, all of whom mysteriously disappeared in the winter of 1982, leaving but one survivor, a plucky husky/wolf cross called 'Jed'. Jed was of course famously adopted by then US President Ronald Reagan, who brought him to live at the White House from that point on. Alien conspiracy theories attached to a dramatic shift in White House policy shortly thereafter coinciding with Jed's sudden disappearance are completely untrue. Completely.

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These characters were inspired by the deadly trio of Lightning, Thunder and Rain also known as The Three Storms from the 1986 cult classic, Big Trouble in Little China. 電 (pronounced deen in Cantonese) - Lightning 雷 (luei in Cantonese) - Thunder 雨 (yuu in Cantonese) - Rain

Outpost 31 Patch/The Thing (vintage/distressed), a recreation of the patches worn by the crew of Outpost #31 in the horror classic The Thing.

"Magic... The darkest magic. My soul swims in it... Scattered across time, trapped in the world of formlessness..." Lo Pan (portrayed by veteran actor James Hong) is the main antagonist in John Carpenter's 1986 action/comedy film Big Trouble in Little China. An evil sorcerer who just wants to have flesh again in order to rule the universe, Lo Pan has a legion of followers who will die to protect him and three skilled martial artists with supernatural and elemental powers at his side, named Thunder, Lightning and Rain whom together are known as The Three Storms.

You’re in Antarctica at a research base and a dog comes sprinting out of the whiteness pursued by a helicopter with a crazy Swede (actually, they’re Norwegian, Mac) taking shots at it from a high-powered rifle. What do you do? Do you try to understand what the crazy Swede is doing trying to kill this dog, or do you stupidly shoot the frantic foreigner in the head and give the mutt a friendly pat? If you answered to the latter, well, bad luck – because you’re about to be “assimilated” by an alien life form. Should have learnt to speak Swedish (I mean, Norwegian…)

The 3 Storms