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Tim Heidecker joins the menagerie as Josh Tyler / Tex from "us".

Something's up with the Zellaby/Midwich kids in "Village Of The Damned" (1960).

Little Ralphie Glick from "Salem's Lot" and the scene that scared the hell outta me when I was a little kid.

From another awesome William Castle flick, here is the permanently creepy (whether she wanted to be or not) Joan Crawford from "Strait-Jacket".

Vincent & Ida Smith, inventive and ravenous proprietors of the "Motel Hell".

Hey, it's Winslow from "Phantom Of The Paradise", not only reminding you to not sing his stuff, but also to live on your torso and remind everyone around you of the same dang thing!

Lon Chaney in his iconic role as the Wolfman.

From the kind of forgotten "Intruder", it's Bill Roberts, the store obsessed killer.

Christopher Lee takes a run at Frankenstein's Monster in the 1857 Hammer classic, "The Curse Of Frankenstein".

From "The Man With Two Brains", it's the charismatic talk show host turned window cleaner killer, Merv Griffin.

Everyone's favorite succubus, Lily, from "V/H/S" is now here to stare into your soul - and maybe have a seriously awkward encounter with you in a seedy motel room. Who knows?!

The venerable Fairuza Balk as Nancy Downs from the '90s classic, "The Craft".

The detached head of the deranged Dr. Carl Hill from "Re-Animator" never looked so damn happy to be on someone else's torso.

From the 1986 road trip classic, it's the late great Rutger Hauer as John Ryder from "The Hitcher"

Robert Englund's directorial debut "976-Evil" sure isn't Citizen Kane but it does have it's moments, and one of the best being this one by the ever-geeky Hoax.

For some reason or another it's back to another Christmas movie villain. This time it's Voldar, from "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians". I swear, no more Christmas movie characters for a while now. The hot weather has me pining for cooler days I guess.

After long last, Sark is joining the conscripts.

Little Selwyn from the always bizarre and always fun "Dead Alive" (or "Braindead", depending on where you're at).

It's unexpected Chuck Connors as Mr. Slausen from the almost forgotten "Tourist Trap".

Crystal Lake has the harbinger market cornered. First there was Crazy Ralph, and when his number was up, enter Abel from "Friday The 13th Part 3".

Long before he was Yondu Poppins, Michael Rooker cast a big creepy shadow as Henry in "Henry: Portrait Of A Serial Killer".

From the so crappy, it's entertaining "The Rage: Carrie 2", it's the fixated and suddenly tattooed Rachel Lang.

Toby from the often forgotten early '90s slasher, "Popcorn".

Stephen King as Jordy Verrill in the always awesome, "Creepshow"

The relentless (but kinda in the right) Johnny Gasparini from Steve Holland's classic, "Better Off Dead" just wants to get what he's rightfully due.

It's Fine, I'm Fine, Everything Is Fine! A design for everyone and for any occasion all around the year!

Upson Pratt and a couple of his little buddies from the always great, "Creepshow".

The anxiety and the madness about coming Halloween, bring some monsters to behave in a very weird way and make them give free rein to all their eccentricity and bad boy manners. Any means are good to get noticed and stand out among the mass of creepy creatures of the darkness, even if the result is very difficult to understand, and consequently hard to explain for the common of the mortals. We let you give us a hand in having a satisfactory comprehension of this messy and monstrous scene!

From the often forgotten, "Near Dark", it's Bill Paxton's Severen.

Conrad Veidt as Lord Clancharlie from the Universal classic. "The Man Who Laughs". This whole design was what DC Comics based The Joker from.

It's afraid of being on your shirt for everyone to see! It's the Brain Bug from "Starship Troopers" all ready to suck the brains out of those who oppose you!

Banished into the woods in the dead of Winter, it's Elly Kedward, who may or may not be "The Blair Witch". (Quote is from "Blair Witch 2" by the way).

The most alluring sociopath of the '80s, it's Lisa Langlois as Patsy in "Class Of 1984".

Octaman is a 1971 Mexican-American monster film written and directed by Harry Essex, with the costume design by future Academy Award winner Rick Baker.

This is a frame of the classic film "The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari" with the title on it. Original film by Robert Wiene.

From 1959's brilliant William Castle original,"House On Haunted Hill", it's the blind caretaker, Mrs. Slydes.