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The legendary Bruce Campbell aka Ash Williams from The Evil Dead ... GROOVY.

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Horror Fan? Love your Craft HP!

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What creeping horrors have you read this week?

"Where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished, for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare."

"I think their predominant color was a greyish-green, though they had white bellies. They were mostly shiny and slippery, but the ridges of their backs were scaly. Their forms vaguely suggested the anthropoid, while their heads were the heads of fish, with prodigious bulging eyes that never closed. At the sides of their necks were palpitating gills, and their long paws were webbed. They hopped irregularly, sometimes on two legs and sometimes on four. I was somehow glad that they had no more than four limbs. Their croaking, baying voices, clearly used for articulate speech, held all the dark shades of expression which their staring faces lacked ... They were the blasphemous fish-frogs of the nameless design - living and horrible." ...

"And where Nyarlathotep went, rest vanished, for the small hours were rent with the screams of nightmare." — H. P. Lovecraft, "Nyarlathotep"

Its a lord of chaos.

“When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live.” ― H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

"The Old Ones were, the Old Ones are, and the Old Ones shall be. Not in the spaces we know, but between them. They walk serene and primal, undimensioned and to us unseen."

Miskatonic University Seal

"I say to you againe, doe not call up Any that you cannot put downe; by the Which I mean, Any that can in Turne call up somewhat against you, whereby your Powerfullest Devices may not be of use. Ask of the Lesser, lest the Greater shall not wish to answer, and shall commande more than you." -- H. P. Lovecraft, The Case of Charles Dexter Ward

Inspired by eastern orthodox schema monks, these vestments are de rigueur for the aspiring cultist!

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. You see this? This....is my BOOMSTICK!"

CTHULU AND LOVECRAFT - MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY CTHULU T SHIRTS AND LOVECRAFT MERCHANDISE

Ash Williams Coat of Arms

it's kinda gross acutally

"Have you found the Yellow Sign?" - Robert W. Chambers, "The Yellow Sign"

"...the daemon-sultan Azathoth gnaws hungrily in chaos amid pounding and piping and the hellish dancing of the Other Gods, blind, voiceless, tenebrous, and mindless, with their soul and messenger Nyarlathotep." — H. P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath

From my Lovecraft Tarot Card set.

The daemon-sultan Azathoth gnaws hungrily in chaos amid pounding and piping and the hellish dancing of the Other Gods.

For those not comfortable displaying their tentacles in public.

"If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of an octopus, a dragon, and a human caricature, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful."

"The spawn of Yuggoth had perished aeons before, but had left behind them one monstrous and terrible living thing which could never die—their hellish god or patron daemon Ghatanothoa, which lowered and brooded eternally though unseen in the crypts beneath that fortress on Yaddith-Gho." - H. P. Lovecraft and Hazel Heald, "Out of the Aeons"

Camilla: You, sir, should unmask. Stranger: Indeed? Cassilda: Indeed it’s time. We have all laid aside disguise but you. Stranger: I wear no mask. Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda.) No mask? No mask! —Robert W. Chambers, “The King in Yellow”

All you primitive screwheads, listen up! This shirt is a tribute to that chainsaw toting, Necronomicon mis-reading, Deadite slaying hero Ash; of Evil Dead and Army of Darkness fame - as portrayed by Bruce Campbell. Come get some!

"Have you seen the Yellow Sign?"

"Have you found the Yellow Sign?"

Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw. Takes your head and skin you raw!

"Nyarlathotep . . . the crawling chaos . . . I am the last . . . I will tell the audient void. . . ." The Crawling Chaos, the Black Pharaoh, the Ghost of the Dark, the God of the Bloody Tongue. Iä! Iä!

Why Settle for a Lesser Evil?

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The great and majestic Cthulhu! Bring him with you in every spooky occasion, like Halloween or your friends’ weddings! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn