Smartass T-Shirts

You are a genius

Have an old person in your life that hasn't figured out the internet yet? Inject some humor and sarcasm into their life with this snarky gift idea: a quote that says, "Just Google it."

Are you a brainiac or know of a nerd or geek? You clearly are one if you get the pun. This clever product is a great way to show off your exceptional intelligence and brain power.

Haven't you ever wondered why they are called catscans? now you know. Cats are very smart! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending.

Cries In Smart*ss

Let people know what they are in for before they engage with you.

Nobody: Smart a**hole

Inspirational quote by Winston Churchill excellent for a t-shirt

Gun Pilot - Proud Wife of a Gun Pilot and yes, he's a Smartass

Community Chest gets sassy with this pithy quote spin on the You Have Won Second Prize in A Beauty Contest monopoly card. Robber Barons may own the US Legislature- but YOU with so OWN them when they read this shirt and find out you think they suck. Serves them right.

Don't make me flip my witch switch

You Are Smart

Custom digital stencil sketch artwork of a German Shepherd Epic Funny Pets Quotes, Sayings and Phrases / Epische lustige Haustiere Zitate, Sprüche und Sätze / Citas, refranes y frases de mascotas divertidas épicas / Citazioni, detti e frasi di animali divertenti epici /

Wear this design as a silence answer for the smartass, crass, blabber and prater people.

TEXT: Don't Let My Looks Fool You...I'm Totally Happy To Be Here... For those moments when you really want people to know how happy you are to be there.

Easily let others know in a snarky way you hate wearing a costume at an event where costumes are required, such as a Halloween party. This is a different take on the "This is my costume" and "Worst Costume Ever" shirt.

A simple solution to a widespread problem.

Sarcastic quotes shirt

I AM SMART

I could give up chocolate, but I'm NOT a quitter!

We all have that butthead friend. Or, we might have a little butthead showing now-and-again!

I'm not always a smartass just kidding yes I am Perfect for those who enjoy playful banter, this shirt declares your penchant for sarcasm with a touch of humor. Wear it during casual hangouts, social gatherings, outings with friends, or anytime you want to share a laugh with others.

You look funny with your head turned like that.

Brainy wisenheimer

Yeah, that's right, here for the long haul.

Happy Everything! Now, leave me alone until next year.

Wanna show off how smart you are? here is the perfect collection for you!

Whenever I activate my Genius Mode,I know, I''m Impeccable.

Gun Pilot - Proud Mom of a Gun Pilot and yes, he's a Smartass

Nobody cares about your fake life on social media.

Funny Sarcasm Of Course I Talk To Myself

an illustration of a donkey with a mortarboard and text that says University of Smartass Honors Graduate

I finally discovered what is wrong with my brain. On the left side, there's nothing right and on the right side, there's nothing left. That explains a lot. Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, t-shirt design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best selling t-shirt graphics, best trending.

an illustration of a donkey with a mortarboard and text that says University of Smartass Graduate

Eyes Rolling Sarcastic

I Aint Doin It cute and sassy T-Shirt