Snarky T-Shirts

nope. just nope.

Home cookin is why we all love to eat out. Yum Yum. Burnt toast, dinners frozen in the middle, tragic trout, grilled cheese disaster, epic fail. Is that the fire alarm? It can only mean one thing dinner’s ready and you need to get this super sassy retro style shirt or gift today.

Obviously not in Charge

Cute Cross Stitched Bunny in a Hoop is holding a Threaded Needle and saying Cross Stitch is Proof That I Have the Patience to Stab Something 1,000 Times in Cross Stitched Lettering. Great gift for anyone who loves craft, stitching and embroidery. Snarky Cross Stitch Bunny in A Hoop is Stabby is a funny Cross Stitch in-joke. Great gift for all of your Cross Stitch friends. Snarky Cross Stitch Bunny in A Hoop is Stabby is by Cross Stitch Floss and Embroidery Needle Co.

Classic portrait of a woman, Isabella Wolff, by Sir Thomas Lawrence, from the early 1800s. Vintage artwork modernized by the addition of a deadpan caption in bright white: "I simply cannot even". Find more updated art in this store: Planet Snark.

Caroon image of a shark, pieces of America in his mouth and scattered outside of it centered in the wording DEMOCRATS ARE LIKE SHARKS DUMB BUT DANGEROUS

Sometimes, it just takes a hint...

to establish an alibi

Art by Tehkjira

Obviously not in Charge

Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

Insert Snarky Comment

It's sad but true.

Tell the world how you really feel. . . ☠️

Avoid awkward pointless conversations with this stylish design!

Run on Coffee and bad thoughts? Constantly thinking inappropriate things about people? This is the design you need.

Oh, smartness, smartness, where for art thou, smartness?

What did you DO?

Pink, red, coral and peach flowers with lettering that reads thank you for leaving me alone.

Show off your cattitude with this fun design!

Illustration of a cat lady who just doesn’t want to hear any more problems. Take a number.

Are you snarky to your very core? Celebrate it!

I’m it

We've all had moments when we realize this. We've also all had the moments when we wish the person we're speaking to would realize this. This design is for all those moments! Perfect for Zoom meetings with people you wish would shut up, holiday gatherings, or every day (if you put your foot in your moth as often as I do). Quote from Xander Harris of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Sassy Is Fixing To Be A Snarky Chihuahua Sarcastic Girl. Sassy has opinions and she loves to hand them out. Look for that little sparkle in her eye before she does, then watch out. Perfect funny gift for those who love Chihuahuas, including yourself. Created and Copyright Tina Lavoie. All rights reserved.

Show how over it you are, with this stylish design!

There's always someone who's not quite sure what's going on and needs to be caught up. This is their design. Perfect for the clueless among us.

"I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything." Charles Darwin wrote it in 1861 but it's just as true today. Eugh, it's too peoplely out there and everything sucks. Variants in color and typeface available.

"I see what you're trying to do, and you should stop before you hurt yourself."

In my own fight with mental illness, I've found a lot of symbolism in the Alice in Wonderland story that I relate to so I've incorporated the iconic "Drink Me" bottle with modern medication bottles in this Mental Health Awareness collection called "Medicated for Your Benefit" from Wanderer.

Sorry I’m Late. I’ll make up for it by leaving early. Snarky tee designed for those of us who would rather not be at a particular place or event. Tell them where they can stick it, but in a polite way.

Becky t-shirt that says 'No Its Becky' is a tailor made shirt for cute lovers! It makes a great gift for any birthday, Christmas, graduation or gift giving occasion! Pretty sure that’s Taylor Swift This is for Ladies/Women and Men who love simple, sarcasm, minimal, minimalist, snarky, cute, sarcastic, witty shirts and tops

It doesn matter if youre celebrating lunar new year, chinese new year 2020 or a simple party to finally get rid of that totally annoying 2020. It works best with this funny, sarcastic, sarcasm driven and hilarious New Year's Eve gift idea. I NEED TO GET BACKK IN SHAPE BUT IM KINDA WAITING TO SEE IF THE WORLD IS GOING TO END BEFORE I PUT ANY REAL EFFORT IN

Extra Salty T shirt Sassy Pun Snarky Curmudgeon Humor T Shirt makes a great gift idea for birthday, or any day. Sassy Snarky Curmudgeon Pun Humor T-shirt lovers will love this tee shirt. Great present for men, women, kids and toddlers. Your extra salty daughter or son will love it.

Simple white letters on black background: "Yeah, nah." Put on your best Aussie accent and make it clear - yeah, nah.