Sysadmin T-Shirts

Don't try this at home Linux super user command sudo rm -rf *

Tired of users tapping you on the shoulder? Turn around and show 'em this shirt!

It's always 50/50, right?

Do you only live to get radical with container orchestration? Love to grind pods at the edge of oblivion? Let 'em know -- k8s or die!

Abstract Linux Tux Penguin for people who love Linux and Open Source Computer Software. For Geeks and Nerds. Also perfect gift for Admins, Coders and Programmers.

Great design for smart techies, help desk guys, tech supporters and sysadmins. Also great for proud computer repairman, IT support specialists and system administrators who are our tech wizards!

Let everyone think you're part of the security.

Before You Speak Remember I Have Admin Rights

This cool design for computer hackers/programmers shows an earth globe with partial outlines of the landmasses of the Americas, Europe and Africa plus a graticule. In the center it reads "hack the planet" in capital letters surrounded by some secret code. Do you love to hack computer code and break things? Can you determine which program is the origin of the binary dump? Hint it is from a large open source project. Show the planet that you are a hacker. Great for work, tech conferences and events.

If you are a system admin you will understand the nerdy joke. 127.0.0.1 is the Local Host IP Address. The loop back internet protocol means you will get back to home no matter what. This is the prefect gift for netwrok engineers, systems administrators, IT support personals, Linux and Unix users.

When the orchestrating gets gnar, the gnar get orchestrating!

Your helpful IT helpdesk cat is ready to deal with your problem.

Funny sarcastic gift for every person who fix all things technical or technology related in your household. Funny gift idea with "I'm My Family's Unpaid Tech Support" for every computer nerd, sysadmin, 1st level support and technical support employeer.

Go to Settings to activate Windows.

This is yet another covfefe Trump Parody. If you are a linux user or system admin also a fan or hater of Donald Trump you will love this Linux joke. Perfect gift for Linux geeks, Open Source enthusiats, Gnu and Unix users.

Network Mapped (Nmap) is a network scanning and host detection tool that is very useful during several steps of penetration testing. Nmap is not limited to merely gathering information and enumeration, but it is also powerful utility that can be used as a vulnerability detector or a security scanner. So Nmap is a multipurpose tool, and it can be run on many different operating systems including Windows, Linux, BSD, and Mac.

Perfect design for any security people out there.

Humans have a knack for fighting wars. Yet we have also shown that peace is not an utopia. Show that you prefer peace over war in a geeky way with the vi/Vim command :%s/war/peace/g for global replacement of war with peace. If you are a programmer, sysadmin or simply a tech-savvy computer user and enjoy programming and editing in vi/Vim and want war to be replaced with peace, this design is for you. Peace!

Uh huh...

Humans have a knack for fighting wars. Yet we have also shown that peace is not an utopia. Show that you prefer peace over war in a geeky way with the vi/Vim command :%s/war/peace/g for global replacement of war with peace. If you are a programmer, sysadmin or simply a tech-savvy computer user and enjoy programming and editing in vi/Vim and want war to be replaced with peace, this design is for you. Peace!

Humans have a knack for fighting wars. Yet we have also shown that peace is not an utopia. Show that you prefer peace over war in a geeky way with the vi/Vim command :%s/war/peace/g for global replacement of war with peace. If you are a programmer, sysadmin or simply a tech-savvy computer user and enjoy programming and editing in vi/Vim and want war to be replaced with peace, this design is for you. Peace!

Hate is a human emotion that doesn't help to overcome and solve problems. Show that you prefer love over hate and how to end hate like a vi or Vim geek or nerd. A design for programmers, developers, coders, sysadmins and all computer users who use vi or Vim, that shows how to replace hate with love globally. Love will win! Great for work, events and IT conferences where coding geeks & nerds meet.

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Show the world what you do best with this cool t-shirt, featuring a unique Systems Administrator Because Badass Miracle Worker Is Not An Official Job Title design. Whether you're at work or out and about, this tee is the perfect way to express your passion for your profession.🡳🡳 ORDER NOW 🡳🡳.

The great thing about idempotent jokes: they're funny, no matter how many times you tell them. Buy one of these for your devops friend.

Error 404. Christmas Sweater Not Found! A funny ugly Christmas design perfect for IT professionals and tech support people this festive period. Knitted overlay for a knitwear effect.

DevOps much? Then you know what the fuck this is all about.

devops because even developers need heroes

Cobras IT Support

Put 'em all together and you haz a DNS!

Handy reference of http client error codes.

A phishing email, a virus download? Who knows!

The Linux user gift t-shirt has 9 Tux penguins representing top linux distributions with their logos. There is fedora, open suse, ubu, debian, kali, arch logo, Manjaro, Linux Mint etc. If you are a Linux user and fan of tux penguin, open source software and GNU. This is the perfect gift for sysamins, linux geeks bsd, unix users and programmers as well. Perfect gift for him who is a Linux Geek, ethical hacker or system admin.

Funny Linux Penguin sitting in front of a computer monitor. For computer users who love Linux and Open Source software and Tux fans.

Introducing our hilarious and irresistible apparel for tech-savvy minds! The "rm -rf /, Oops! I did it again" apparel is the ultimate blend of wit, humor, and tech savvy. It will spark laughter and curiosity from anyone who sees it. So, gear up, tech enthusiasts, and wear your sysadmin adventures with pride!