Top Secret T-Shirts

The Lost Cactus Special Agent T-Shirt signifies you are a member of the elite, classified organization led by Cato the Alien. These agents are specially trained to recognize and apprehend shape-shifting aliens that have infiltrated our planet's civilization and are wreaking havoc at an alarming rate. Read "The Special", a short story in "Lost Cactus - The Second Treasury" which is due for publication Fall 2016. However, if you purchase this shirt, I will email a pdf of this story for your reading pleasure.

Ideal for bowler enthusiasts who enjoy a good laugh about their top-secret techniques.

This is a direct quote from an audio tape of Trump showing people a classified document.

100% combed ringspun cotton. The perfect fabric for a graphic tee and the softest in the business. (Due to product availability, cotton type may vary for 2XL and 3XL sizes)

My Job is TOP SECRET. Even I don't know what I'm doing

Trump stole the docs

Trump: Criminal Defendant No. 2 (No Fill - Light Background) - A highly stylized illustration of President Trump standing in the ruins of the country of America he left behind as he faces an indictment of seven counts, making him the first former president to face federal criminal charges on a Dark Background

What would you withhold to keep humanity safe?

Version one of the MTF Field Code redesign. Version is easier to read.

The intense secrecy surrounding the base has made it the frequent subject of conspiracy theories and a central component of unidentified flying object (UFO) folklore. It has never been declared a secret base, but all research and occurrences in Area 51 are Top Secret/Sensitive Compartmented Information (TS/SCI).The CIA publicly acknowledged the base's existence on June 25, 2013, following a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request filed in 2005, and declassified documents detailing its history and purpose.

Hey look everyone knows that Area 51 does not exist. Alien spacecraft and bodies were never found nor recovered. Said spacecraft and bodies are not housed at a place called "Area 51". Bob Lazar never worked there, you don't work there. This isn't your work shirt/uniform. These aren't the droids that they were looking for. But if it did exist, this is the shirt that someone would wear if they worked there. Especially if they were involved with reverse engineering development. Now how awesome would that be? This design is perfect for comicons and alien-cons. Let's face it, you'll be the highlight of the con.

Hey look everyone knows that Area 51 does not exist. Alien spacecraft and bodies were never found nor recovered. Said spacecraft and bodies are not housed at a place called "Area 51". Bob Lazar never worked there. You don't work there. This isn't your work shirt/uniform. These aren't the droids that they were looking for. But if it did exist, this is the shirt that someone would wear if they worked there. Especially if they were involved in the Xenobiology department (the study of alien life forms). Now how awesome would that be? This design is perfect for comicons and alien-cons. Let's face it, you'll be the highlight of the con.

The Lost Cactus' Skull officially signifies any and all top-secret experimentation involving mutant creatures, brain transplants, and clone zombies. The tagline, "Where the truth actually is" is an obvious response to the famous "The truth is out there" from the famous opening sequence on the X-Files. By wearing this t-shirt, you are automatically become an official Lost Cactus operative.

Majestic 12 is an alleged organization formed in 1947 to facilitate recovery and investigation of alien spacecraft.

An unknown who knows too much.

When you are working on a Top Secret Government program and people ask you what you are working on, let them know its Nunya Business.

Space being.

UFO US Patent Design Drawing

Classified files typography stack in green. A vertical block of distressed text with words related to confidential information.

Top secret Conspirators design, redacted for your enjoyment

Keep your documents Secured, Contained, and [REDACTED]

S$ is adjacent to Area 51