Ultraquirky T-Shirts

“Make every zeptosecond count.” A zeptosecond is the shortest unit of time ever measured―a trillionth of a billionth of a second―a decimal point followed by 20 zeros and a 1.

“I’m thinking so expansively, my hat doesn’t fit.” Let everyone know you approach projects with utmost creativity and attention to the bigger picture. Also, you have a quirky sense of humor.

“The world endures by virtue of three things: justice, truth, and peace. Ethics of the Fathers 1:18.” (Pirkei Avot.)

“Adulting is Exhausting.” Oh, my…listening, communicating clearly, taking responsibility, making meaningful connections with others, resolving conflicts, increasing emotional intelligence. It’s exhausting.

“I work at home. Pants optional.” Do you work in your jammies, yoga pants, stinky jeans…or are pants optional? Let everyone know you have the ultra quirky perk exclusive to remote workers.

Abstract interpretation of “They who cling to empty folly forsake their own welfare. Book of Jonah 2:9.”

Abstract circular fractal design in black and white with red, yellow, green, blue, and turquoise accents. Inspiration for your creativity and new ideas…totally!

“Digital Transformation.” Show everyone you’re a hands-on team player with your finger on the pulse of evolving digital transformation.

“Shhh…this is my DEEP WORK time.” Do you carve out some hours of the day to work in a state of distraction-free concentration that pushes your cognitive capabilities to their limit? Let everyone know they need to give you some space.

“Upskilling. The act of prepping for success through tenacity, focus, autodidacticism and a supply of comfort food.” Need a wider venue of opportunity? Upleveling your skills? Reskilling? Let everyone know you’re proud to be an upskiller.

“Lifelong Learner. Wanna see my certificates?” Need a wider venue of opportunity? Upskilling? Reskilling? Retooling your algorithm? Upleveling your skills? Let everyone know you’re proud to be a lifelong learner.

“Algorithm Whisperer.” Have you perfected the science and art of making algorithms bend to your will? Do you have the magic touch with big data? Let everyone know you have the skill.

“I don’t lie…but, I may HALLUCINATE from time to time.” It’s all semantics…tomayto - tomahto. Let everyone know you have a sense of humor about AI.

Remembering Dan S, a gifted creative and all-around good guy. Adapted from his oil pastel drawing.

“Keep Hustling.” Here’s a solid addition to your motivational wardrobe and home décor. Inject some energy into your day. Let everyone know you’re a self-starter, a go-getter, a dynamo. Motivate your team with your quirky sense of humor.

Abstract swirling spiral fractal design in black, yellow, and magenta. Inspiration for your creativity and new ideas…totally!

“Do not let kindness and truth leave you; bind them around your neck, write them on the tablet of your heart. Proverbs 3:3.”

“SaaS, XaaS, PaaS, IaaS, aPaaS.” At your service. Delivered right to you. SaaS: Software as a Service, XaaS: Anything as a Service, PaaS: Platform as a Service, IaaS: Infrastructure as a Service, and aPaaS: application Platform as a Service.

Seamless kaleidoscope pattern with triangles. Magenta, blue, and black with bright orange accents. The kaleidoscope was invented in 1816.

“Find the Light.” Now is the time for self love, self care, inspiration, and wellness. Be an enlightened thought leader. Look on the bright side of life. Practice positive thinking and optimism.

“Find the Light.” Now is the time for self love, self care, inspiration, and wellness. Be an enlightened thought leader. Look on the bright side of life. Practice positive thinking and optimism.

“I hear you talking but I’m chunking the upload.” Do you sometimes get overwhelmed with the constant chatter coming at you. Here’s a semi-polite and very techie way to let everyone know you’ve had enough. Take time to assimilate the “speech chunks.”

“Conversational AI for employee productivity.” Check the GANTT Chart…you missed a task. You’re distracted…focus! You need to recharge…take a walk. Keep your team in the loop. Look at the big picture…get creative. Good job!

“I work at home. Pants optional.” Do you work in your jammies, yoga pants, stinky jeans…or are pants optional? Let everyone know you have the ultra quirky perk exclusive to remote workers.

“Ultra Quirky.” Express your creativity and out of the box thinking. Are you an individualist, nonconformist, unconventional thinker? Get serious about your unique gifts and celebrate your quirks.

“Digital Transformation.” Show everyone you’re a hands-on team player with your finger on the pulse of evolving digital transformation technology.

“Dare to be Different.” Pattern art interpretation of an imaginary flower. Magenta, orange, blue, and green. Let everyone know you embrace your individuality and unique essence.

“AI Specialist. I Teach Algorithms to Behave.” Let everyone know you’re an algorithm whisperer, a person who sets wayward algorithms back on course. And, express your quirky sense of humor.

Adapted from an oil pastel drawing by Dan S; web designer, business consultant, network admin, app developer, and a dozen more roles. A gifted creative and all-around good guy.

“Drone prayer. Fly high little guy.” Offer best wishes to your drone for a highflying and successful flight.

Photo of a little free library on a stone wall in Rosh Pina, Israel.

Photo of a little free library on a stone wall in Rosh Pina, Israel.

“There is no LASIK for temporal myopia.” Temporal myopia is the inclination to focus on the present and not consider the long-term outcomes of an action when making a choice. Think about it.

“Find the Light.” Now is the time for self love, self care, inspiration, and wellness. Be an enlightened thought leader. Look on the bright side of life. Practice positive thinking and optimism.

“I hear you talking but I’m chunking the upload.” Do you sometimes get overwhelmed with the constant chatter coming at you. Here’s a semi-polite and very techie way to let everyone know you’ve had enough. Take time to assimilate the “speech chunks.”

“1.1 exaFLOPS. I’m dreaming of an exascale machine. I need speed.” Express your inner need for speed and your quirky sense of humor. Dream big.