Trump Sucks - TRUMP UNIVERSITY GRADUATE - YOU'RE FIRED! NOT as Seen on The Apprentice, but the End Result is the same. For Dads, Grads and Cads who Bought their College Diploma. Tank Top

Well, if you attended the now defunct TRUMP UNIVERSITY between 2005 and 2010, you probably know two things; your diploma didn't help get you a job, and Trump sucks.But if by some fluke you got the job, by way of what you "learned" at TRUMP U, you're more likely than not to have long since been FIRED! Sorry about that. See what happens when a conman runs a school? Ah well, cheer up. No matter what they say, you're a WINNER! And here's your chance to show the world. Even if your paper is worthless, the experience was "priceless". An OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED* shirt, mug, hoodie, etc. will bring back those great memories, like the time you got to "meet" Donald (and pose with his standee) and the sales pitch promising riches beyond compare.