A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Tank Tops

a dirty mouth requires an explosive cleaning

It's a MAJOR AWARD!

Celebrate one of the greatest Christmas movies ever, A Christmas Story. When the Old Man finally gets his Major Award, he reads the box, "Fragile. It must be Italian." Show your appreciation for the movie with this Christmas sweater inspired design.

A collage of memorable images and classic quotes from A Christmas Story.

The perfect design for your favorite Christmas fan!

Meatloaf or Red Cabbage, that's your choice

The infamous Christmas gift

Must be Italian!

Home of the CHINESE TURKEY! Fa-Ra-Ra-Ra-Ra!

Flick said he saw some grizzly bears down there

For the love of pop culture I mashed two of my favorite movies together in this design.

Evil Scott Farkus with yellow eyes...so help me God, yellow eyes!

The old man stood there quivering with fury.

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

show mommy her little piggie

A Christmas Story Tribute

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Don't you still want a red ryder bb gun, even after seeing this movie. I know I do!

NOT A FINGER!

Son of a bitch...

Christmas

Fra Gee Lay Maybe It's Italian?

Ralphie's greatest Christmas gift ever! An Official Red Ryder 200 Shot Carbine Action Range Model Air Rifle. You won't shoot your eye out with this one!

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

A boy is mesmerized by a glowing leg lamp in this scene inspired by the classic movie "A Christmas Story".

Poor Ralphie, that rotten elf freaked him out!

Must be Italian

You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Honor your favorite Christmas viewing tradition with the fun holiday design. Funny design perfect for kids and adults who love Christmas movies. Grab this design as a birthday gift for your friend or family member who also loves a leg lamp. The design is also great for a Christmas present.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Oh Fudge Oh Fudge

Narrator: And he did. He did shoot his eye out.

Ugly Christmas sweater inspired by A Christmas Story

Remember Christmas Story and Ralphie's Red Ryder Official Carbine-Action 200 Shot Range Model Air Rifle? Well if you don't just wear this design and watch the movie this Christmas. Now you can get this amazing design in extra colors! Talk about choices! Cool, new, popular, recent, trending, top pick, best seller, top seller, editors pick, number 1 ranked, hot, must-have, recommended, liked, great artwork, awesome design, recommended choice, featured, All designs, best-selling graphics, best trending.

Stick my tongue to that stupid pole that's ridiculous