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Jesse here is from the movie with werewolf grandmas, Hitler, vastly misunderstood definitions of what hard rock is, hillbillies and montages aplenty, "Hard Rock Zombies".

Killer monkeys like Ella from "Monkey Shines" can be murderous nutbags too.

From "Laid To Rest", it's the stylish and brutal Chromeskull.

The late Joe Spinell as Frank Zito in the original and brutal "Maniac".

From John Landis's first feature, "Schlock", it's the titular banana killer himself, Schlock.

From t he 2003 remake, Crisping Glover as "Willard".

Donald Kohler from the often not seen (maybe that's a good thing), "Don't Go In The House".

A little commissioned piece of the immortal Malcolm McDowell in "The Employer".

The iconic Derek Mears as Butch from "#FromJennifer".

The gaunt and pretty well messed up Deborah Logan from "The Taking Of Deborah Logan".

Bread is the best, stop pretending it's not. Be proud.

From "The Void", it's the mysterious and pretty whacked out cultists.

No self-respecting schlock / horror / sci-fi fan won't want to have a piece 1953's "Robot Monster" hangin' off of 'em. Here's Ro-Man in all his ape suit spaceman glory!

From the 1983 possession-fest, "Mausoleum", this is Susan Walker Farrell.

The tall, thin, smirk-laden Chauffeur from "Burnt Offerings".

From the Soska Sisters' "American Mary", it's Mary Mason.

Behold the alluring appeal of Girard in a frickin' doorway

From a now pretty obscure flick, "Brainscan", the Trickster was a combo demon, overly glammy heavy metal middle-aged guy that would pop out of a video game and kinda mess with ya just a bit. Perfect for a shirt 'n' stuff.

From one of the lesser known (or paid attention to) Clive Barker flicks, "Lord Of Illusions", it's Nix, the evil once-buried sorcerer with a penchant for keeping fairly un-showered.

"The Descent" is definitely a modern classic, and the blind cave monsters that stalk the crazy chicks in a cave, yeah,. they're cool lookin' too.

The quiet killer in the attic, Victoria Engels, from "Silent Scream".

Never piss off a gypsy, or deny them an extension on home loan, or someone like Sylvia Ganush here will have no problem banishing you to hell via your jacket.

In a cavalcade of ridiculous blaxploitation flicks, "Blackenstein" has got to be damn near the top of the heap.

A classic amongst classic the original "The Fly" from 1958 still stands up today as one of the greats.

From a little flcik called "Color Me Blood Red" about an artist who acquires a bit of an affinity for using blood as paint. Sound about right for '60s horror right?

Ya know the brand, it's fashion!

From the more than competent remake "Maniac" from 2012, here's your not-so-friendly neighborhood Frank Zito.

"Goddess of fire and volcano."

I done drawed a blowfish, now he's on stuff.

Do you know what movie it's from? If you do, we'll get along just fine. If you don't, time to go a learnin'.

The infamous and mildly powerful atomic mutation otherwise known as Mant from the little hidden gem, "Matinee".

The cute little ballerina (Sugarplum Fairy) from the brilliant "Cabin In The Woods". She may be all-mouth, but she's got the appetite to match.

Monsters

Here's Fats from the Anthony Hopkins flick, "Magic".

It's Mrs. Tredoni from the horror movie with three titles. It's either known as "Alice, Sweet Alice", Communion", or "Holy Terror". Anyway you slice it (get it), it's that one horror movie with Brooke Shields in it.

The unwitting pawn ghost from "The Conjuring 2", Bill Wilkins has manifested his way into the fray.